Zigzagging: Most Dangerous Driving

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by donquijote1954, Aug 6, 2007.

  1. donquijote1954

    Bill Guest

    Not on the A14 near Cambridge this afternoon they don't always win. After
    filtering through a couple of miles of near stationary traffic I got to the
    front and there was a 4WD on it's side in the outside lane.

    Bill
     
    Bill, Aug 6, 2007
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    Rayvan Guest

    In the winter months up in Tahoe it seems the *only* vehicles you see
    crashed in the snowbanks and/or on their sides are the 4WDs.
     
    Rayvan, Aug 7, 2007
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  3. more likey if ur driving a sexy harley ... not a scooter. but that's
    just this girl's perspective
     
    jillion.crawford, Aug 7, 2007
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    Elder Guest

    You sound like a ****.
    Shame they missed.

    Does a blowup doll count as a girlfriend?
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    Welcome back, again :)

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    Catman, Aug 7, 2007
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  8. --Mopeds zigag because in some states,
    no license is required to operate them. Once a drunk looses his
    license, he goes out and buys a moped, probably a used one from his
    drunk buddy who just got his license reinstated. --

    That's a generalization. Just like saying that SUV drivers are lazy
    cowards who go around bullying people and talking on the phone. That's
    only 99% accurate, though.
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  9. Here it's the opposite: You rarely see lane discipline, and if you ask
    most drivers they would say something like, "What?"
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  10. Scooter are more for city sleeks, while Harleys are more for rebels
    without a cause I think. Different bikes for different gals.
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  11. Believe it or not I get lots of attention from girls out there.
    Instead of looking at the bike, they just look at me. ;)
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  12. Put them on scooters and send them out to play with blind SUV drivers.[/QUOTE]

    The SUV drivers are already blind, particularly politically...

    --Windmills is always going to operate something smaller so he can be
    the victim. --

    You'd have said the same of Jesus if you lived in Roman times.

    http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archives/2004/03/04/ae-Passion.gif

    That doesn't mean that the Roman Empire wasn't real or that SUVs
    aren't real. Actually Empire building begings with SUVs nowadays...

    SUV OWNERS SUPPORT WAR WITH IRAQ
    The Center for the Institute of Studies recently polled SUV owners
    about their attitude toward war with Iraq. By a 60/40 margin, they
    support it. The margin goes even higher to 80/20 when small SUVs are
    eliminated from the survey, and only the larger and luxury models such
    as Hummer, Ford Excursion, Lincoln Navigator, GMC Suburban and Chevy
    Trailblazer are considered.

    http://www.uncoveror.com/suv.htm
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  13. You can't tell fun and quality: 150cc Chinese made.

    But like they say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder."
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  14. Well, the van actually came from the left, 7 o'clock position to be
    exact. But still the Rules of the Road don't mandate me to stick to
    the right unless I'm the slowest, and I wasn't since I was riding with
    the flow.

    It was pure Natural Born Killer instinct.
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  15. --You'd make it about 20 seconds in
    Houston on that scooter. By hauling your girlfriend around on it, you
    are showing total disregard for her. She should dump you and find
    someone with a Volvo or something safe to cocoon her as she plys the
    hiways and byways of this land. --

    I hear they live by the Law of the Jungle in Houston too. No wonder
    our president came from that area...

    But let me tell you, many girls leave the comfort and security of a
    boring Volvo so they can have fun in the open air. Many even follow
    bearded stinking men in a Harley.
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  16. These may appear random thoughts, but they are actually carefully
    worded statements that in due time will form part of the Rules of the
    Road under the Revolution (as a general rule, small is better)...

    http://atom.smasher.org/streetparty/?l1=Coming+Soon:&l2=the&l3=Banana+Revolution!&l4=

    --ZigZagging is dangerous
    gotta tell you I see as many motorcyclists zig zagginga as SUV/car
    drivers. Actually mopeds seem to be worse by percentage as they try to
    claim the road going 25mph but have to pull over with the bikes on a
    hill. --

    Still they present no danger TO YOU. If they get killed, fine. It's
    their own damned problem if they zigzag around you. But you can't just
    zigzag around them, just like they are the bullfighter. You are the
    bull, comprende? Moooo...
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  17. Did I say before, "smaller is better"? We can also say like in Animal
    Farm, "Big is Bad, Small is Good," which shouldn't be that hard to
    remember...

    --If you have a point I don't get it.--

    You got to be far more severe --because their criminal intent and the
    consequences of their actions are that much higher-- with those who
    got a lot of armor around them. Big vehicles zigzagging or pushing
    around smaller vehicles (bikes, scooters, and cars) are simply
    TERRORISTS. And if they are caught in the act they must pay ten times
    as much --according to their weight and size.
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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  18. You'll be lucky if you can make eye contact. Most of them have tinted
    windows.

    If you are
    If they can miss a scooter, what comfort there's for a bicycle? Or
    could it be that they simply miss it because they are engaged on the
    phone, changing pampers, etc?
    How about requiring these TRUCKS to require a TRUCK DRIVER'S LICENSE
    (a step above driving a regular car but not a fully semi driver's
    license) and banning cell phones, etc? I guess that would be too much
    for the big business involved in SUVs...
     
    donquijote1954, Aug 7, 2007
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    John S. Guest

    It would be quite difficult to administer a driving test to a Truck
    wouldn't you say?
     
    John S., Aug 7, 2007
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    Rich B Guest

    Which Animal Farm was that, then? Not the one by George Orwell, for sure.
     
    Rich B, Aug 7, 2007
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