You've got a 33bhp limit. What would you buy?

The most lightest, most aerodynamic one possible.

 

Well they _are_ interning without trial, now ...

 

A CR125. If you've only got 33bhp, you might as well have it all at
once.

 

10 mini-motos.

 

I'd buy as many of the now reasonably priced illegal bikes as I could, park
them in various friendly garages and homes all over town, and **** the law.

<thinks> 'Phantoms of Liberty' wasn't it? </thinks>

Frightening.

 

A suzuki Goose, with a race can... I've been told it sounds like a 996, and
fortunatly for you, I have one for sale with only a little crash damage...

It's individual, and built on the 33bhp limit.

http://mysite.freeserve.com/phills_bikes/images/5-picture1.jpg

 

bored us all completely to death with
wittery prose along the lines of:

Move to France. Ah, er, I'm already there. Ah, bollox, it's only 100BHP.

 

Am interested.

What's the damage, how much, where are you?

 

I'm in Northwich, Cheshire. Damage is couple of scratches, bent clipon, and
broken brake leaver and reseviour.

There is a dent or two in the tank from the previous owner too. If your
local feel free to come and have a look.

--

 

It's exactly what they want but way too far for me to look at.

 

I'm thinking that if I had an unlimited budget, I'd just buy a Ferrari and
say "stuff the bike".

 

Milla Jovovich.

 

I'd never heard of her. She's a fox!

http://www.millaj.com/pics/arena3001.jpg (on-topic content warning)

 

wrote

Yeah sad innit eh.

I rather hanker for the good old days when these dangerous to our
civilisation types were just taken out and shot. A kin sight cheaper
and a lot less hassle all round imho.

 

how can you not have neard of Milla? What are you, Ace?

ker-schwing.

 

Search me. Just not fillum sort of person. My parents told me films were
the work of the devil and I still believe them.

"If she were a president she'd be babe-raham Lincoln."

 

Agreed. I prefer a bit of meat on my bitches.

Heh. You provide the carbs - I've got the protein supplements covered.

 

Thin birds: the pussy you *can* eat on the Atkins diet.

 

Good God, man ... are you trying to wipe out UKRM ??

 

Heh. There's a lot of us around.

Serious question though, how _do_ you guys know of all these
celebreties? I mean, I watch UK TV too, although TBF I don't read
newspapers. Is it just that some of you actually watch TV trash that
talks about them?

When programs like Celeb Brig Bro[1] come on, I just automatically
switch over. Same with any 'entertainment news' type stuff. And of
course I avoid watching 'pop' shows equally avidly.

[1] grep -i celeb program | xargs changeChannel

What's the bike then?