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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by John Munro, May 26, 2005.

  1. Grimly Curmudgeon said:
    What on earth were you going to do with a compressed donkey ?
     
    Richard Robinson, Jun 1, 2005
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  2. Highly compressed donkeys are a very handy thing for any Andean
    expedition. Emergency use only. Haveta watch them though, if you
    de-compress them at high altitude.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 1, 2005
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  3. John Munro

    David Reid Guest

    Grimly Curmudgeon's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmers' guns to bring
    me the following:
    Compressed donkeys are more suitable to the Alps, you need compressed
    llamas for the Andes.
     
    David Reid, Jun 1, 2005
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    Whitedog Guest

    So my dehydrated yak will be no good then? Curses, all my dessicated
    beasts of burden are useless.
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    :-....,-------`~~'._.' Whitedog. Pork pie, ham and bacon solutions.
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    Whitedog, Jun 1, 2005
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    Guy King Guest

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    You'd be amazed how nice a tight ass is.
     
    Guy King, Jun 1, 2005
  6. John Munro

    Guy King Guest

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    Cor - a sudden rush of musty wings has transported me back two and a
    half decades. Scary.
     
    Guy King, Jun 1, 2005
  7. John Munro

    vulch Guest

    Get it down from a minaret?

    Anthony
     
    vulch, Jun 1, 2005
  8. John Munro

    Sn!pe Guest

    Make it forty years ago and we can pop into Henry's Radio in
    Lisle Street for some second hand resistors with short legs.
     
    Sn!pe, Jun 1, 2005
  9. Grimly Curmudgeon said:
    Ah, I see what you mean. Yes. Unpack one and hfr it to carry the spares.
    I was having dreadful thoughts about sneaking along the street at dead of
    night slipping them through peoples' letterboxes.
    Watch them, from a convenient distance.
     
    Richard Robinson, Jun 1, 2005
  10. John Munro

    Roger Hunt Guest

    Your plans for World domination set back a bit then?
     
    Roger Hunt, Jun 1, 2005
  11. John Munro

    Br n Guest

    Make it forty years ago and we can pop into Henry's Radio in
    Lisle Street for some second hand resistors with short legs.
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    Wasn't it in Edge wear rode then?
     
    Br n, Jun 1, 2005
  12. John Munro

    Eiron Guest

    Don't be daft. It's G.W.Smith & co. in Lisle Street.
    Henry's Radio is at 303 Edgware Road.
     
    Eiron, Jun 1, 2005
  13. John Munro

    Sn!pe Guest

    That was a branch; Lisle Street was Mecca for war surplus bits, I only
    mentioned Henry's coz that was the one that became famous (FSVO).
     
    Sn!pe, Jun 1, 2005
  14. John Munro

    Sn!pe Guest

    Oh ar, Smith's, that rings a fairly resounding bell; Henry's had just a
    branch in Lisle Street, then. There was also that strange shop in
    between 'em that flogged nowt but surplus telling bones.
     
    Sn!pe, Jun 1, 2005
  15. John Munro

    David Reid Guest

    Whitedog's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmers' guns to bring me the
    following:
    Depends, they'd be just the job in the Himalayas or the Mongolian
    Steppe.
     
    David Reid, Jun 1, 2005
  16. Ditto for Surplus Supplies at the bottom of Glasgow's Saltmarket. Many
    happy hours I spent in there rummaging around old valve kit and
    wondering just wtf that / this did.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 2, 2005
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    Guy King Guest

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    And the proper Proops in TCR, dim recesses full of stuff like depth
    sounders off the ark and ferrules from Moses's staff.
     
    Guy King, Jun 2, 2005
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    zymurgy Guest

    Alas I don't want a replacement, as I now like the look of the Sealey
    50 Litre one instead, with the 2 pony motor ..

    Decisions, decisions ..

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Jun 2, 2005
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    Duncan Duck Guest

    You don't get down from a minaret.
     
    Duncan Duck, Jun 2, 2005
  20. No mate, it's compressed /heffalumps/ for Alps. Compressed donkeys work
    better at lower altitudes, like the Cevennes.
     
    Dave Larrington, Jun 2, 2005
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