Your ideal garage?

Screwfix shoved so many ads into the breaks on the Poker
Channel last night (what was that guy representing Scotland in
the World Cup thinking when he called with that Q7 ?) that I
may have to take my custom, slight though it be, elsewhere.

 

What about my door steppe?

 

Perhaps, let's see what happens when it rains again.
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They'd all want feeding, all at once, I'd expect.

 

Time to quit his yakking then.

 

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Duck!

 

The one I've just got is a 50l tank; on balance, I think I should have
gone for a 100l tank. 50L is ok, but it's surprising how much air you
use.

 

Malc's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmers' guns to bring me the
following:

Dunno, do you want it covered in compressed Yak penc?

 

No need to get the hump, unless someone's poured boiling water on the
pot-camel anyway.
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.--~~,__
:-....,-------`~~'._.' Whitedog. Pork pie, ham and bacon solutions.
`-,,, ,_ ;'~U'
_,-' ,'`-__; '--.
(_/'~~ ''''(;

 

Couple of Smirnoff Mules should do the trick.

 

good point. You either need a monster pump which can deliver all the air
you need, or a big tank.

having said that, if all you want to do is spray motorcycle tanks or run the
odd air tool for undoing big tight nuts (oooer) then a small one will
suffice.

 

Can you still get that stuff anymore? I haven't seen it for years.
Really nice in an "alcoholic ginger beer" kinda way.

 

You can make them just as easily, and they taste even better.

Take a tall glass, add a healthy glug of Vodka over ice, squeeze in half
a lime then top up with American ginger ale..

Drink.

Repeat several times...

....Fall over.

 

Ho HO, i've just bought the big daddy

There ain't no substitute for cubes, a wise man [1] once said.

Cheers,

Paul.

[1] Probably Bugatti, the dirty great petrolhead

 

Go on... 150, 200L?

 

URL Grey are pleasant from time to time.

 

Unless it's short for a blerk I were at fpubby with, Matthew Grey.

 

Do not inhale the vapours. They are bad news.

 

You wrote

Don't forget the tangled hosepipe with an odd number of ends.

 

Albert Marshall said:

A Moebius hosepipe ? How upsetting.