You meet the nicest people on a Honda.....

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by James Mayfield, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. Was reminded of that poster on the weekend. (Yes, I know it's about 5 days
    after the weekend now, but I've been on Holidays.)

    Was in Penrith picking up a new switch (24 port rackmount for $200!).
    Stopped for Petrol at the Quix on the Northern Rd, when I was approached by
    a weird looking guy on a CBR250. He was acting very strangely, so I was
    reluctant to leave the bike to go and pay for my petrol while he was
    arround, so I "rearranged the luggage straps" for a while. He came over, and
    asked a few questions about the bike etc, then proceeded to ask if I lived
    locally. "Ahh, he's lost." thinks me. "Nah, not really, but where are you
    trying to get to?" says I as I fish around for the street directory.

    "Nah, I just wanted to know if there were any brothels around here, and
    didn't want to ask in there." (Points to servo.)

    So yes, you meet the nicest people on a Honda.
     
    James Mayfield, Dec 5, 2003
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    Will Sutton Guest

    well did you show him your favourite
     
    Will Sutton, Dec 5, 2003
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    Boxer Guest

    Sounds very strange, usually a CBR250 rider is a "DIY" in that department.

    Boxer
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    Boxer, Dec 5, 2003
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    Dr.Shifty Guest

    You were rearranging the straps. Perhaps that attracted him to you. :)

    Kim
     
    Dr.Shifty, Dec 5, 2003
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    James Mayfield wrote
    ~
    Naah!
    (working in them maybe.......)
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Dec 5, 2003
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    Biggus Guest

    Usually the first place we used to look for on touring weekends with
    the club!
     
    Biggus, Dec 5, 2003
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    Dave Ello Guest


    Methinks that if he'd saved the dough he'd probably blown on prossies, he
    could afford a *real* Honda! :)

    Cheers,
    Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX
    (If I didn't marry Imelda I could've owned the bloody Honda factory...
    *cowering....)
     
    Dave Ello, Dec 5, 2003
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    conehead Guest

    Maybe he's the crutch-rag wringer
     
    conehead, Dec 5, 2003
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    Peregrine Guest

    If you want to know the location of every pub and brothel in town, ask a
    taxi driver. They'll have done pick-ups & drop-offs at them all.

    My teetotal mate who used to drive cabs swears that's how he knows ;)

    Peregrine
    @¿@¬
     
    Peregrine, Dec 5, 2003
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    Jorgen Guest

    [...]
    :p

    j
     
    Jorgen, Dec 5, 2003
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    Joe Murray Guest

    quite often I finish work at 1-3 am, have a cab called to take me home, oh,
    look , there's a prostitute in the back seat, just finished her shift at work,
    cab driver asks if I mind if he drops her off home on the way, sure, no
    problems, no, thanks for asking.. geez, two Daily Planet related posts in a
    row...

    Joe M.
     
    Joe Murray, Dec 8, 2003
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    Joe Murray Guest

    for a couple of years our office was next door to the legendary knock shop in
    Elsternwick, Vic 'The Daily Planet'.. they didn't like it when we put a camera
    on a stick and shot the spa bath.. very large and very grumpy men knocked on
    our door. S&M lawnmowers was the other shop in the block, but I think they
    didn't get the joke. Oh, and it's Trimble, not Trimboli, as I've been told.
    Joe M.
     
    Joe Murray, Dec 8, 2003
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