You like carbon fiber?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by frag, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie
    That's Goddamned Un-American, boy!

    <aims large-calibre weapon in vague fashion>

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 1, 2005
    #21
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    wessie Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say
    don't piss on your shoes, dear
     
    wessie, Sep 1, 2005
    #22
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie
    I'm not wearing sho...

    EEEEEEWWWW!

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 1, 2005
    #23
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    Ginge Guest

    I doubt it, but Ford Focuses seem to be gaining popularity.
     
    Ginge, Sep 1, 2005
    #24
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    Lozzo Guest

    wessie says...
    It's the ones who buy a smaller bike for commuting because it's "too
    expensive" to fill the fuel tank of a larger bike. Get a fucking life,
    or try living over here for a while.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 1, 2005
    #25
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    wessie Guest

    Ginge emerged from their own little world to say
    or is that Foci?
     
    wessie, Sep 1, 2005
    #26
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    Ginge Guest

    no, and focum if they tell you any different.
     
    Ginge, Sep 1, 2005
    #27
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    sweller Guest

    "it's called weather"
     
    sweller, Sep 1, 2005
    #28
  9. Sounds like an insurance scam to me ;-))
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 1, 2005
    #29
  10. Foca
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 1, 2005
    #30
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    Pip Guest

    "With the spectre of imminent unemployment looming, Champ has had to
    fall back on basic skills as an alternative. The inhalation of perm
    lotion fumes has had an effect on his personality: not an altogether
    bad effect, but one which has markedly changed his social behaviour."
     
    Pip, Sep 1, 2005
    #31
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    Pip Guest

    Ah, the classis TII insult.

    "Slow, bulky - always last to the party and then does **** all".
     
    Pip, Sep 1, 2005
    #32
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    Krusty Guest

    TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
     
    Krusty, Sep 1, 2005
    #33
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    JC Guest

    Day 10 here, I can't even get work in the warehouse of the nearby
    biscuit factory[1] as about 40 Estonians have suddenly hoved into view
    and sucked up just about every spare job in this small town.

    I might have to move up't road and become (de)Preston's only white
    mini-cab driver[2] or summat.

    [1] Fox's, if you care.
    [2] 'Cracka Cabs'
     
    JC, Sep 1, 2005
    #34
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    mups Guest

    Champ said...
    Heh, When job hunting I have to force myself not to spend all day
    reading UKRM/surfing the web.
     
    mups, Sep 1, 2005
    #35
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    Ace Guest

    Pretend you're _not_ at work.

    --
    _______
    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Sep 1, 2005
    #36
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    Steve Parry Guest

    B91: 186kg

    Suzuki: 166kg

    --
    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort


    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Sep 1, 2005
    #37
  18. LOL!
     
    Paul Corfield, Sep 1, 2005
    #38
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    Christofire Guest

    When with a friend while she test-drove a Yaris I asked the gushing
    salesman "is the plural of Yaris 'Yarii'?"

    He wasn't especially impressed.
     
    Christofire, Sep 1, 2005
    #39
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    Christofire Guest

    I don't know. It may have its uses. That short tempered tosser on
    merkin choppers might try to bend some carbon fibre over his knee.
    That'd be worth watching.
     
    Christofire, Sep 1, 2005
    #40
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