You don't need a big engine ...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Pip, Feb 20, 2007.

  1. Pip

    Pip Guest

    ... to be impressively loud on the road.

    I was outside the front of the house just now, when I heard a strange
    noise, the source of which appeared to be slowly approaching. Looking
    up the road all I could see was a pushbike wobbling down the hill
    towards me, ridden by a big bloke in a big flouro jacket ... and a
    visored helmet. Aha!

    Squeaking and rattling he got close enough to identify as one of the
    MoT testers from Flitwick motorcycles, obviously not hugely enjoying
    clattering down the road in this morning's persistent heavy drizzle,
    riding what appeared to be a vintage sit up and beg pushbike.
    Embarrassed doesn't really describe his whole body language, as last
    time I saw somebody hunched over that far they were bending into the
    teeth of a blizzard.

    The bicycle didn't warrant the popping and banging going on, though.
    As he slowed to allow a car to pass in the opposite direction, there
    was a fusillade of what sounded like musket fire, borne out by the
    sudden appearance of a cloud of drifting black powder smoke from his
    right boot. As he passed me the source of the cacophony came into
    view - a third wheel mounted to the right of the rear wheel, also
    spoked but of smaller diameter, topped with a glossy black fuel tank
    and what was obviously a small engine between tank and wheel.

    He applied the rod-operated brakes with some gusto and even considered
    dragging his feet as he slowed further to turn around in the splay of
    the road opposite, then as he faced back up the hill, applied pedal
    power with equal energy. As he picked up speed and came level with me
    again (I was leaning on the front wall by then, grinning like a loon
    at him) he applied motorised beanage and the little motor picked up
    with deafening effect.

    It must be a tiny single cylinder affair, exhausting straight to
    atmosphere without benefit of silencing. The discrete popping merged
    into an indiscreet banging as it picked up speed and pedal use became
    superfluous - he probably made a heady 20mph up the hill away from me.

    A strange sight and sound for a wet Tuesday morning though - a
    three-wheeled powered bicycle which must have been in for MoT test and
    I assume the only way to check the brakes (apparently vestigial) was
    to take the rattletrap down the road.

    As it progressed into the distance, I could see the engine-driven
    wheel moving independently of its chain-driven brother and only then
    noticed the tiny red rear light and depending from that an equally
    tiny black numberplate, bearing the mark in white "SV 4801". Cut-down
    plate, eh? That must be from the days when you had to have a
    gentleman in a top hat, carrying a red flag preceding you along the
    Queen's Highway.
     
    Pip, Feb 20, 2007
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  2. Cyclemaster?
    My dad passed his test with one of those!
    <fx:proud>

    Chris D
     
    Chris N Deuchar, Feb 20, 2007
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    Pip Guest

     
    Pip, Feb 20, 2007
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    peter Guest

    Might be a picture here:

    http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~pattle/nacc/gallery/galindex.html
     
    peter, Feb 20, 2007
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    Pip Guest

    Pip, Feb 20, 2007
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    peter Guest

    Seems to fit the description reasonably well. Or perhaps it was a
    'Emett' type home brew special?

    Anyway, three cheeers to Andrew Pattle for gathering such a wonderful
    array of photos together. I thought the MR Kok might be a UKRM
    favourite.
     
    peter, Feb 20, 2007
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