Xmas pressies

was told about this message board last night, spent the morning trying to
work out how to search for things on here and maybe speak to likeminded bike
enthusiasts.
im not the most computer literate person on here but i give people a
chance,as we not all PERFECT.
it seems im getting a slateing for some unknown reason, most of the message
forums i use have friendly people who use them also, it seems here there a
few pricks that have nothing better to do than break down peoples messages
and nit pick spelling errors, and topics.
i consider myself to be a friendly person, who enjoys riding motorbikes, and
likes meeting new people, online at rallies bike meets,
so if ya so fookin good come round here an i'll show ya what us norkys can
do. ask tony martin,sort you out good an proper.
bet you ride a st1100 pan dont ya or a bmw? have a beard and a pipe,maybe
molest ya neice and nephew too.

if you have nothin better to do please leave your opinions to yourself.
oh theres a queer club in norwich called the loft, i would give you
directions to it but you probably go in there on a regular basis dont ya you
homo sick shite.

i do apologise to the others who have resisted giving me a hard time, and
the information on the other posts is very helpfull.
i dont usually lower myself to such harsh insults, but i didnt start it.
theres some people in this world who class themselves higher than
others,looks like ive found them.



tony

 

Merry christmas, you clumsy twat.

 

Right..............

Present to Self: K100.
Present from Dog : Fleece to keep me back warm (Bless 'im)
Present from Horse: Socks and Funny Book
Presents from Wife: Bush.DVD/CD/MP3 player (Feckin brill ! ), Monty Python
"autobiography book", Later with Jool Holland tv proggy DVDs,
Presents from Staff : Bottle of Scotch.

I are a happy bunny

Merry Chrimbo to ALL and Happy New Year, enjoy your presents and have fun.

Ride Safe



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1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BMW K100 RS 1984
BotaFOF #19
E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003
B.O.S.M 2003
FURSWB#1 KotL
YTC449
PM#7

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[snip tale of woe]

Tony, you need to calm down a bit.
As far as I can see, nobody has 'blasted' you (it's Christmas). I've seen
a couple of polite replies and I've seen a bit of sarcasm, but nothing
nasty.

You need to read the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions), which you can find
by going here: http://www.ukrm.org/

It would help if you had a look at some of the postings/replies so you get
a general idea of how things work. You will notice that *everybody*
replies to a post by putting their text *below* what was previously
posted.

 

10yo Balvenie, 10yo Glenmorangie, hip flask, monocular??, some other odds
and sods, and a fekkin flying lesson ......
--
Guig
GSF600SY Bandit - It's blue you know.
CBFA #1

Oh for the wings of any bird, other than a battery hen.

 

"TONY NEAL" top posted again despite several pointers [1]but hey, there you
go....
<SNIP> Stuff about being a biker[2], no one is perfect[3], getting a
slating[4], likening himself to tony martin[5], slurring Pan and Beemer
riders,[6] people with beards,[7] homophobia etc </SNIP>


"but i didnt start it."

That ain't gonna help your case mate, not a jot :-/

[1] ****, even _I_ only needed telling once!
[2] Wossat?
[3] never met Cane have you?
[4] Over reaction I would say, see [1]
[5] Whatever people think about the rights and wrongs of what he did, he
certainly looked a chromosome or two short of what he should have. Not
really going to help your case here is it Tone?
[6] paging Timo and Petrolcan
[7] Paging Pip

 

Branching off from maritime issues.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Fine, fair enough.

Well, yes, but there are plenty of people here who don't like top
posting and as a newbie you should accept the way of doing things around
here.

You know, up until that paragraph you were doing ok - just a little
annoyed at being (in your opinion) unjustly criticised for posting the
way you accept as being normal on the other forums.

With that paragraph, I've suddenly realised that you are, in fact, an
ill-educated, bad-mannered, bumpkin lout who wouldn't know when he's
being helped if it bit him in the arse.

**** off.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

And on top of that, you are not literate.

You have not read the FAQ
You have not taken heed of any advice.
It is not a message board it is a news group.
There are lot of likeminded bods here, but just like IRL they appreciate
not being barged in on while having a beer.

Call that a slateing ???

Bwahahahaha !

Believe it or not I am a friedly person. And have been polite u until now.

Bwahahahaha , name your round about shit for brains.

Can't read a sig then can you you soft fucker.
And it is Norkies taht do the molesting

Which you know far too much about.

Oh, my sides are caving in.

If you think that was a hard time , you are of a lower intelect than I
gave you credit for/ You must live in Ipshite instead.
I won't snip the stuff below, so you can give it a review, se I was being
helpful/humorous and maybe rewrite the above.

 

Still waiting for you to have 1

 

spouted the following in

Good job you are better at grammar than maths Des.

 

Snap! Plus DVD's of Life of Brian and Holy Grail

Snap! Chivas Regal

Me too, 'cos I also got the Escape to River Cottage DVD, and some good
wine and........

AOL

 

spouted the following in

You converted 376 Euro instead of 276

http://www.xe.com/ucc

 

Aw Des; you snipped the bit where he proved he is a **** after all.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Ooo, going on my "want" list right now, sir.


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

A rather nice watch from the wife[1]. A few books, only one of which was
already in my collection[2], and including "The Meaning of Everything".
Some cash, a cheque from my parents[3], a jumper[4], a 3D wooden
noughts-and-crosses game and some other stuff as well, probably. Plus
whatever the in-laws turn up with tomorrow.

Oh, and my usual 2 boxes of dark chocolate coffee creams ... there is no
finer chocolate.

[1] Which will allow me to dive to 100m, apparently, although the
instructions annoyingly fail to mention how I am going to achieve this in
the bath. Wonder how deep the Tyne is.
[2] "God" by Alexander Waugh.
[3] Made out to my wife, annoyingly enough.
[4] Does anybody, anywhere in the world, not get a jumper for Christmas?
I'm sure there are tribes in the deepest Amazon who undergo a bizarre ritual
.... "Here, have this.", "Um, that's lovely. I got one for you to.", "Why do
we keep doing this every year? I mean it's flipping boiling with 100%
humidity and we keep giving each other these thick jumpers.", "You're right,
I've got no idea ... if you don't want it I've still got the receipt ...
it's Marksies, so it's no problem to change it."


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

<waves>

 

Oh, that one the mysterious R1.

 

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 11:20:07 +0000,

I got:

A (Spanish) guitar - better than the one I already have (Owen)
A little pirate chest full of miniatures of Johnny Walker Black Label
(Owen)
An Olympus OM10 SLR camera (see other post) (Owen)
A camping multitool (knife, fork, spoon, corkscrew, bottle opener, tin
opener, very clever) (Owen)
A wok (??? I have a wok already and she knows it) (friend)
A microphone for the PC (Mum, but I chose it)
A CD of Verdi's Requiem (sister)
A framed photo of daughter and granddaughter (daughter)

I like Owen, he's my bestest friend.

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XV535 (sold), GPZ500S (promised), SR250 (in bits). BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2.
KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
Original Sinergy - wicked T-shirts for a wicked world: www.originalsinergy.com
I never give in to fear or blackmail; I always give in to temptation.
www.pericles.demon.co.uk
"You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03

 

<snip >

Des , the voice of reason ????