WTF is this?

Discussion in 'Classic Motorbikes' started by SteveH, Aug 12, 2010.

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    SteveH Guest

    SteveH, Aug 12, 2010
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Pip Luscher, Aug 12, 2010
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  3. FS1E-SE

    The very rare (thankfully) 'Custom' version of the Fizzie. In the UK,
    available only in restricted mode.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 12, 2010
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    Fr Jack Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) banged this out
    Shittier than the shit end of a shitstick dipped in shit.
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 12, 2010
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    M.Badger Guest

    Suzuki did a Somerset version of the GT50/X1 called the OR . It was equally
    vile. Did the designers just think 'how shyte can we make a motorcycle look
    and still have someone buy it'?.

    Remove the engine, then kill the remainder with extreme prejudice, sticks
    and fire. Revive it, then kill it again to be sure.
     
    M.Badger, Aug 16, 2010
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    Fr Jack Guest

    Thanks for reminding me of that horror... you bastard!

    Bloke I worked with had one of those. We forbade him from parking it
    with our bikes and made him leave it by the waste skips.

    It came to a fitting end, when he left it in the delivery yard, one
    day, where, just after he got off it, an artic promptly reversed over
    it. He replaced it with a c70 and was then allowed to park with the
    rest of us.
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 16, 2010
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    M.Badger Guest

    It is a service I provide.
    Chap I knew had one. The rest of us had bikes like the TS50, DT50, CB50,
    endless MT50s Fizzies et al. He didn't have it long. The sting of universal
    disdain and humiliation led him, not to the anticipated suicide, but to get
    a Simson SS50, with which he kicked our arses. At last, Kevan could come
    ride with us and hold his head up high as a proper 'pedder'.

    He only bought it because it was cheap. It was cheap for a reason. The
    reason was it was vile. The Simson was cheap. The Simson was good though.
     
    M.Badger, Aug 17, 2010
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  8. Number One Son's first bike was a DT50MX. Wiv 65cc kit, of course.

    I went through every inch of it, sorting it out[1, and even with my
    weight on it, it did an indicated 55.

    He sold it, once he was 17, for enough money to buy a decent used 125
    *and* a brand new Nintendo Wii. The buyer was another 16-er, who came up
    from the Isle of Wight with his Dad (who knew bikes). Dad could see it
    was a good'un and handed over the cash with a smile.

    Brilliant bike. Absolutely brilliant.

    Never rode one, but they were supposed to be quite nifty.

    [1] New tyres, brakes, swinging arm bushes, head races, fork oil,
    various electrical bits[2], seat cover, mirrors...
    [2] The reg/rec had actually been removed completely, and the wires just
    joined together....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 17, 2010
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  9. SteveH

    M.Badger Guest

    They were certainly competitive in terms of pace and reliability with a
    stock Japanese 'ped of the early 80's. When we went down the tweaking route,
    it was easier to tweak to a real 45mph. With a little porting and port
    cleaning/alignment, a slight mod to the silencer and upping the fuelling a
    little, it became a real speed demon ( for fairly low values of speed ) and
    could keep pace with a Kreidler Florette.

    Yes, I'll admit it. Mid life crisis has hit and I want an early 80's 'ped.
    Quite why, I have yet to work out. Mmmmm, TS50ER with a Gianelli pipe, bit
    of port tweaking.........
     
    M.Badger, Aug 18, 2010
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    flook Guest

    Was that the zr50? POS faux custom moped thing? A friend had one, we
    used to see how high we could jump it over a hump back canal bridge.
    Should have just thrown it into the canal.

    flook
     
    flook, Aug 22, 2010
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  11. SteveH

    M.Badger Guest

    http://www.suzukicycles.org/OR50/OR50.shtml

    You may need mind bleach.

    If you mooch around the site and look for the GT50P with alloy wheels,
    remove the pedals and that is what I remember as the ZR50, but you are right
    in that a faux custom model called the ZR50 was available. I'm doubtless
    misremembering. It was less visually offensive than the OR or the loose
    bowelled hippo droppings of the Yamaha equivalent.
     
    M.Badger, Aug 22, 2010
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