Worse than manflu

Manthrax.

Prolly summat French I've brought back and is in the process of
developing, but by heck, I feel remarkably shite. Cold, shivering cold,
despite sitting in the sun for 20 minutes (it's ~25C here) wearing a
sweatshirt and thick comfy joggers. I've got goosebumps, vague all-over
aches a sore throat and a swimming head. Awful bloaty feeling around
the stomach too, despite it being pretty empty.

Meh!

 

you've not been drinking bottled water from a certain gentleman of
middle-eastern extraction in London, have you?

 

Did you get bitten? Any ticks fall out of your shirts when you got home?
It could even be heatstroke...
I managed to contract Lyme Disease from a tick bite I got in a German
forest a few years back. Ugh.
GWS!

 

I hate to break it to you but I think you may have ogden's lurgi.

 

Two months on and my voice still hasn't fully recovered.

The flu symptoms only lasted a week or so, fortunately. Then everything
else kicked in.

 

I think you're poorly.

Last time I shivered in an overheated conservatory it turned out I had
campylobacter food poisoning and a temp of 104f. That said, you'd know
whether you had that or not from the emanations.

Don't be too proud to call a doctor if you're feeling really shite.

Tim

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Could very well be, given the state of that Froggish recovery van.

 

bullseye!

 

Can anyone remember what the minimum notice period was for reassigning
your death pool nominations?

 

Sounds like the DTs - how much did you drink last weekend?

 

Can I have Seve?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/13311206.stm

 

Water? Do me a flavah!

 

No, no bites or ticks.

Thank you, dear.

 

Funny you should say that, the eyesight's going as well now.

 

Not enough for the DTs, for sure. I've got a pretty high DT threshold.
It may have something to do with that Ruby Leffe, now I think of it.

 

Merde!

 

I think you're right. That's the first time I've ever cooked a family
dinner, served it up and done a runner for peace and quiet - without
eating.

No emanations at all, atm. The bloat holds promise, but I'd expect abdo
cramps as well. Must find a thermometer ;-)

Damn right. Undertaker by morning, I reckon. Best change me grundies.

 

That's the trouble with AIDS, isn't it? No resistance.

 

You appear to have mistaken me for Ken.

 

It sounds like you have got the lurgi that has been doing the rounds for
months. It takes months to clear and disguises itself as a cold, goes
dormant and then comes back as feeling shit, sore throat / lost voice,
nausea etc. It's bloody horrible and loads of people at work have had
it.