Worried about Simes

I've been trying to get hold of Simes for the last fortnight.
I last got an email from him while he was on holiday on the 2nd, saying he'd
be back on Tues 4th Oct, and would post me some bits for the old Rangie he
sold me.

Heard nothing since. No reply to emails on three different addresses. House
phone just rings, and cell phone is "temporarily unavailable"

Anyone in Northamptonshire?

 

Perhaps he's topped himself......

ukrm lives in hope....

<raps on screen>

Simes, Simes? You've got to use a car that doesn't have a catalytic
converter. And make sure the gap round the window is stuffed with
rags....

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman amazed us all with this pearl
of wisdom:

Is that true?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I'd rather not. It was more asking because if I ever did want to do
that, I'd want to make sure it worked rather than make a laughing stock
of myself.

 

Whinging Courier says...

Try it and report back

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

NoNo it's carbon monoxide, not nitrous oxide.

 

I've emailed telling him I'm not bothered if he doesn't have the time to
postg the bits, but just to get in touch to confirm he's ok....

Nada.

:-(

 

And die laughing, right?


Dave

 

It's a nice offer. Do we know you though? Don't want to reveal Simes address
ton someone I don't know, especially if his house is empty. Sorry to be
mistrustful, but I'm sure you understand.

Can someone I know vouch for phatso please?

 

No no no.

"You ok? *tallbloke* wants to know"

<snip>

 

Shit: you're so full of it, it's not surprising it often comes out of your
mouth when you open it.

 

I believe this is what Sir might be trying to say:

http://www.lyricsbox.com/chumbawamba-lyrics-mouthful-of-shit-xbk1r7l.html

 

Sorry mate, I believe you, but I can't take a gamble with someone elses
property.

I've sms'd Simes too today and no response... :-|

 

Attempted suicide's still a hanging offence innit?

 

AIUI, yes
--
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Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 156 TS S2
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

He'd have trouble suffocating in a TR7 convertible, even though it's
pre-cat, it's leakier than a sieve with extra holes in. ;-)

 

Yeah, I used to enjoy the Chumbas way back when they did gigs upstairs in
the Cardigan Arms.

The Kaiser Chiefs played Brudenell social club last night for their local
following. I've been promised some complimentaries for the Met next week.

 

I'll be seeing the Proclaimers in December.

Great, innit.

 

Are they paying anything to XTC? IMO they should, they sound just
like them.

 

Well I would walk five thousand miles