Words for today

ZXR4Shuffle - A manoeuvre performed by a zxr400 rider when travelling down a
bumpy road. Involves shuffling backwards to leave a gap between genitals and
petrol tank.

Pothole - Hole in the road. Often exactly the same size as a ZXR400 front
wheel. Can sometimes be hard to spot in October when the sunlight is bright
and low.

Icepack - Something applied to genitals after failure to perform a
ZXR4Shuffle before hitting a pothole.

 

flash wrote

Front wheel? *On* the road?

Deserve everything you fucking get, two wheels down boy.

 

This would carry more credence if it wasn't coming from an old man on a
chopper.

 

This would carry more credence if it wasn't coming from an old man who is a
wannabe chopper rider.

 

flash wrote

The VT is currently parked awaiting a delivery of tuits from the
wholesaler, thus my Motobicyclette de Jour is the GS.

 

If by "cunning plan", you mean "Way past midlife crisis" then i can only
agree.

 

flash wrote

It is all part of an cunning plan.

 

flash wrote

This is not a MLC thing. Way wide of the mark that one. As Bonwick[?1]
said "Who does he think he is, Peter Fonda." I was very young and
impressionable when they first released Easy Rider.



[1] It sounded like his voice on the vid I saw on the internet.

 

Has anyone got the Dulux colour chart? We haven't had a "today my
bollocks are mostly 'lilac love'" post for ages.