Woodland Alliance - Undead division

Even in death the bastards try to get you. A badger [1] deliberately decided
to croak right on the line between lanes 2 and 3 on the M5 by Stroud. Due to
the high power illumination of the BMW's one candlepower headlight [1a] I
didn't see it until I was about to run over it. They're quite lumpy aren't
they?

[1] Probably

[1a] How does a company with the resources of BMW acquire such crap
headlights.

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Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

 

You need to cook them longer, at a lower heat.

 

Just headlights? Take a good look round the rest of it.

 

I'll bear that in mind.

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Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

 

Heh, I went over some roadkill while overtaking on the A52 a while ago
at speed last year - between lanes, just as I was nipping back in with
oncoming traffic approaching quickly (I did cut it a bit fine) - I
bumped over it (quite a bump), underpants slightly the worse for wear
than the roadkill. A truly worrying moment.