Woodland Alliance Strikes

Where?

 

In your attic?

 

Then fit the deer with the boot magnets and watch them levitate at
traffic lights.

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Dave

GS850 x2 XS650SE / SE 6a

I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

 

Sparrow would be awfully light in tone - more a 'tink', iwt. What you
need is an elephant's chest, or if you insist on avians, a turkey drum
(comes with sticks).


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Dave

GS850 x2 XS650SE / SE 6a

I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

 

Many of the traffic lights around here use a camera to see if there are
vehicles, so no loops in the roadway.

 

There, on the stair.

 

With clogs on....................

 

Nearly been there twice on a bike and finally collected a deer about
18 months ago in a car. They're persistent buggers I'll give them
that.

 

Over the years, I've collected 2 deer, 3 dogs, 1 blackbird (cut it in
two with the radio antenna), 1 redtail hawk and 1 pheasant.

 

^^^^
You do these typos deliberately don't you?

 

Er, what kind of tree is that?

 

Next to the plumb tree.

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Dave

GS850 x2 XS650SE / SE 6a

I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.