Woodland Alliance - mutant division

No, not turtles. Yesterday I saw a black squirrel. At the time I
thought it was probably just an isolated genetic aberration - the
opposite of an albino but probably just as rare. However, after a bit
of research I have found out that they are becoming more common and
that they tend to be bigger and more aggressive than their grey
counterparts. Apparently the males have higher levels of testosterone
than ordinary greys. Who knows where it may end? Instead of running
off when encountering humans it could be a case of "Oi! - who are you
lookin at.."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Britains-grey-population-taste-medicine.html

 

It's okay, the giant spiders will get them

 

"Sex selection is also boosting their numbers because female greys
appear to prefer them as mates."

Perhaps they have successfully propagated the cock size myth, like humans?

 

"Bloody foreigners coming over here, stealing our jobs and shagging our
wimmen!"

 

You wait till these abies hit the streets

http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

Suck yer face off at a moments notice.

 

Pretty cool.

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/
"Belgium Doesn't Exist!"
or "Land of Sprouts and Chocolate, I Think Not."

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie:
Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids
By Lyle Zapato
"The first truly modern instance of anti-psychotronic
aluminum use"

 

"Once you've tried black, you never look back"

Mind you, I've tried propogating "Once you've tried grey, you never
stray", with, it has to be said, only limited success.

 

"Once you've tried Champ, you'll never feel damp"?

 

"Once you've tried ogden, you'll feel soiled and wish you were dead"

I might add it to my business cards.

 

"We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then, especially when Spring
is upon upon us, but few of us would care to put it on our cards. It
takes a Turk to do that."

 

Post corrected


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

You could always import drop-bears from Oz to keep them in check.

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