This evening, I will mostly be having lumps cut out of my eyelids[1]. All being well I'll still be able to see after removing the bandages tomorrow. You'd best start placing your dibs though, just in case. [1] Privately, thanks to the joys of company health insurance. Which apparently means a large number of gorgeous nurses will take turns to give me blowjobs during the procedure. Which is nice. -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
If it all goes horribly wrong, can I have the MV? Seriously, that can't be something you're looking[1] forward to! <fxhones BUPA> [1] Pun intended.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty Good luck. Hope the surgeon plays a blinder.
Bit young to be having cosmetic surgery to reduce baggy eyelids, ain't ya? -- Lozzo Suzuki SV650S K5 Honda CBR600 FW trackbike Yamaha SR250 Spazz-Trakka Suzuki GSXR750 L Suzuki TS50X Suzuki TS50X
<lies> Of course. Not in the slightest. I think I could cope with losing any other senses, but losing sight would have me jumping off the nearest tall building (assuming I could find it). -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
I'm not sure tbh, but if I detect any stubble, someone's gonna get choked. -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
Cosmetic surgery? With /my/ looks? That would be like flogging a whole herd of dead horses. -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
Which hospital? -- Nursey RN ALS & APLS Provider MIRTTH#6 IbW#09 4#COFF EFFA MOP#1 Honda CBF600 ABS (nursey at ukrm dot net) UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/
Great Western - the Shalbourne Suite. -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
J's gonna wait outside in the car so she doesn't catch 'MSRI'. Wimmin! -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
Apparently not in my case. One eye's only got one small lump though, so maybe that's why. -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
<stupid question alert> Surely you'll then not have enough eyelid to do the eye covering job? Anyway GWS and have you got anything suitable for a dumpy bird in your collection?
You don't need to be excited to choke someone when you're as well hung as me. -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
Lumps out of my eyelids, not lumps of my eyelids. Yes - an exercise bike. -- Krusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250
FERITE? -- _______ ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (b.rogers at ifrance.com) \`\ | /`/ `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10 `\|/` `
