Wiping your arse with tracing paper

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/household-products/izal-toilet-paper/reviews/

Some of the reviews are chucklesome

 

Several years ago, my american gf of the time and I were out for the
day, in Rye I think. She was caught short and needed to make use of the
public loos down by the town salts. Council-run loos, with council-
provided toilet tissue. You know, that stuff like greaseproof paper that
doesn't absort or wipe, it just smears.

The look of bafflement on her face when she came out of the building
will probably stay with me forever.

</crap anecdote>

 

Some people clearly have _far_ too much time on their hands.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace

Yeah, it'll do that. Fucking stuff.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Heh, youre meant to ruffle it up between your hands first - scratch n
scream they call it round here...