Win a motorcycle contest. Total motorcycle website is giving away a new motorcycle to the winner...

Win a motorcycle contest. Total motorcycle website is giving away a
new motorcycle to the winner...

INTRODUCTION:

Call us crazy, call us nuts, but we wanted to bring in the new 2004
models with a bang! Yes, we are actually giving away a motorcycle to
the lucky winner!!! This FREE contest is open WORLDWIDE so it doesn't
matter where you live, a new motorcycle could be in your future! We
pay all the shipping charges as well to your home.


THE CATCH...:

Ah! You want to know HOW you win eh? All you have to do is come up
with the Best Caption to the photo found on our index and 2004 index
pages. That's it! It is as easy as that... no mailing in contest
forms, no collecting stamps, no submitting your first
born/sister/brother (we don't want them either) haha. See our 2004
Model section or Index Page for full contest details and photo.
http://totalmotorcycle.web1000.com

Thanks and Good Luck!

Total Motorcycle Website

 

I confidently predict a new ISP could be in your future.

 

Huh? What does http://www.paysforsurveys.shite have to do with our
site? ?? I don't understand...

Mike.

 

Crazy ... nuts, put them together and what do you get?

Cunts[1].

As in; **** off you bunch of ...

Your website is shite.

The picture is totally unfunny and was obviously put together by a 3 year
old with access to Paintbrush and the bike you win is only a toy one.

In conclusion, you're a spamming fucker so piss off.

Cheers.

[1] Or maybe "nazy".


--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

If you must post here, then post _beneath_ the text you are replying to,
fuckwit.

You'd know this if you'd spent 2 minutes looking at the group before
spamming your shite here.


--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Obviously you have some very serious "other" issues to deal with. IF
you don't like it, don't enter it. It is free, and open to all in the
UK, even though you are 1/2 the world away. We thought UK residents
would appreciate the fact we included them.

?

M

 

The fine print for those who don't want to visit the site and read it
all, I'll add it here for your convenience.


A. Yes, the BEST caption submitted will actually win a motorcycle!!
B. Actually a toy model of one, kinda small really, but it looks
great!
C. Yes, it is open to anyone Worldwide (we thought you would
appreciate this for those in the UK, or Australia, or Africa!)
D. YES, we will ship it to you for FREE, the contest is free and we
thought it would be fun to do.

Hope you have fun with it,

Mike
Total Motorcycle Website

 

Ah, sorry about the not paying attention about the posting..

Really? The URL: http://totalmotorcycle.web1000.com leads somewhere
else other than that?

Does that happen all the time? Sorry for our surprise, we have never
heard of this happening before...

Try our photo site: http://totalmotorcyclephotos.web1000.com, let me
know if that goes somewhere weird...

Many thanks for the technical help,

Mike

 

Well,

a) That's where the URL leads to

and

b) post at the bottom.


--
Oldbloke

2000 Honda CB500
BOTAFOT #140
"He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"

 

Your site traffic is being redirected to a paid survey site. Multiple
people have posted telling you this in the last week so the conclusion
being drawn is that this is intentional on your part.

Add to this the fact that you are top posting (and have done so in the
past) and that your prize is only a model bike (which you somehow
forgot to mention in your OP) and you might start to understand why you
are currently so unpopular. Now **** off and stop wasting our time.

 

Don't bother. Just **** off, you unfunny spamming ****.

I'm just about to send an abuse report to your ISP which will join
those sent by other posters, so I suggest you find alternative hosting
for your POS website asap.

Oh, and stop the spamming. ****.

 

Abso (if that is your real name)

Please keep this professional. We checked our code both locally and
on the web and there is no code that is placed or we have placed to
redirect anyone to any other site... If this is happening, we do not
know why, it seems very isolated (1 in 300,000?). If there is
something we can do about it, we would like to fix it for you.

Top posting is fixed (see this message and previous ones). Seems rare
to bottom post.

Model was mentioned in OP #2, maybe you should re-read?

Unpopular? I doubt it. But thanks for your opinion.

Mike.

 

Mike :

telnet totalmotorcycle.web1000.com 80
Trying 66.28.153.24...
Connected to totalmotorcycle.web1000.com.
Escape character is '^]'.
GET / HTTP/1.1
Host: totalmotorcycle.web1000.com:80

HTTP/1.1 302 Object Moved
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2003 19:09:23 GMT
Content-Type: text/html
Connection: close
Server: Web1000_redirteenen-gb
Location: http://www.paysforsurveys.com

<head><title>Document moved</title></head>
<body><h1>Object Moved</h1>This document may be found <a HREF="http://www.paysforsurveys.com">here</a></body>
Connection closed by foreign host.



Now **** off.

 

Heh, same old stuff, just substitute .shite for .com

--
Oldbloke

2000 Honda CB500
BOTAFOT #140
"He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"

 

Mike was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

.... want to post at the bottom.

1) Post at the bottom
2) Kindly stop telling us how different you are from all the other
spammers and just *do* **** off. Or start contributing something
else but whinges about your webshite.

 

Reckon? You are as stupid as you are ugly, in that case. You would
come second in a popularity contest with David Blaine atm.

 

LOL! that tickled me for some strange reason.

 

Superb. Isn't it nice having knowledgeable people on the group?

 

[ker-snip]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Michael -- If I may call you Michael? -- Your posting here, even if it
/were/ genuine, hasn't helped, has it?

Maybed you're a Usenet noob, but this group, like many others, has both a
charter and a FAQ.

Had you read either, you'd have learned a number of things (one, at least,
you've grasped):

we don't top-post,
we don't tolerate commercial posts or binaries we don't suffer fools
gladly.

You may have posted an introduction, explained who you were, what your
intentions were and so on.

However, you didn't; you instead posted a link to your site which
subsequently redirected people to a pay-for-surveys shite. Bad karma,
that.

I suspect your account could be crispy-fried real soon.

 

This isn't the case, a quick google reveals an extensive posting history
to reecy.