WILL SOMEONE PLEASE.........

Bomb those ringtone selling cunts off the face of the planet, so I don't
have to suffer their irritating, infuriating squawking, every fucking ad
break!!

TIA!
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

Don't watch Ch5 then!

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Lesley
CBR600FW
SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
BONY#54P BOB#18
Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

 

Not just there.....

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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

It could be worse...the re-worked version of that damn annoying Frog.

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Lesley
CBR600FW
SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
BONY#54P BOB#18
Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

 

That's God's way of telling you to watch BBC2

 

That thing!

Been on a couple of times. Grrr!
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

Not when snooker's on.

That, darts, f**tb*ll and an awful lot of other shite need to be shoved
onto a dedicated BBC sports channel.

Gets right up my fucking nose!
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

I was watching one advert break on a Sky channel, and they showed that
fucking cunting Little Bird advert twice - back to fucking back - in one
break.

I dunno what the fuss is about with thewse daft ring tones. I always get
a funny look in the phone shops when they ask me what features I want -
'erm, I want to use it as a phone, and I only want it to buzz in a
discrete manner when it rings', no camera, no mp3 player, no silly
graphics, no impossible to play games, just a phone.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Fr Jack amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

So you don't find cute liddle chickies funny or amusing then?

 

The only "amusing ringtone" that I can think of, would be one that causes
the phone to resonate such that it self-destructs.

 

You still watch live commercial TV? Get a PVR.

 

Thats what remote controls are for

 

I've always maintained remote controls should have a large, red button,
ergonomically placed to be in the most convenient position for your
thumb and **** OFF written on it in large friendly letters. Pressing the
button causes the channel to change to different, random channel
(possibly from a preselected list). Then when the user gets (inevitably)
pissed off at the sight of Howard from the Halifax, or that Damned Frog,
or yet-another-carol-bloody-voorderman-finance-advert, they can
relieve the stress by pressing said button, while shouting **** OFF at
the top of their voice.

Tiff

 

Impossible to play games? I've got NetHack on mine: ****, but I'm shit
at it. Been playing that damn game for ~15 years, and I'm still rubbish.

 

<fx> Nods in agreement </fx>


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Steve Parry
K100RS SE & F650
and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

(not forgetting the SK90PY)

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

 

Irritating shite!
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

I'll have to wait a couple of years - Civil Service pay[1]. :-(

[1] For the benefit of certain peeps: I'm trying to do summat about it as
we speak.
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

That's when I go for a piss/make a cuppa/check emails and ukrm. Fucking
follows me, the cunting racket. [1]

[1] If I mute the sound, I dunno when the prog restarts.
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

But build in the "return to channel when ad break is over" function.

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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

Is there anything in the world that isn't making you angry at present?
I thought I got wound up about stuff but I realise I am a comparative
oasis of tranquility compared to what must be bugging you [1]

[1] and I did read the other thread about ASDA, attacks etc.