Why is Richard Hammond like Elon John?

They've both got skid marks on their helmet.

 

What the world doesn't need is another shit joke.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

What's your definition of shit?

 

I bet the mobile phone companies love it when stuff like this happens! the
amount of shit jokes that fly around as text messages must net them
millions?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Robs belched forth and ejected the following:

Hundreds of thousands at least.

What you doing at the W/E? I'm in the market for a new lid and have seen
one in Hastings I wanna buy buy the salesman was being a bit
"salesmany" and I don't reckon he'll be there.

 

*groan*

 

Mike wrote

Mind you don't strain yourself.

 

If wit were shit tha wuddent cover sixpence.

 

http://www.civilwarhome.com/farnsworthbio.htm

hth

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Brownz @ Work belched forth and ejected the
following:

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