Why is it so difficult to say the old bugger is dead?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by gomez, Apr 2, 2005.

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  1. gomez

    gomez Guest

    Is it to bugger up the bookie on time oif death?
     
    gomez, Apr 2, 2005
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    I think it's more in case, two days later, they turn out to have got
    it wrong.
     
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    tallbloke Guest

    They're already in an egg on cassock situation if he recovers :)
     
    tallbloke, Apr 2, 2005
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    The Pope? Has he snuffed it?

    'Bout time, too. Poor old bastard.
     
    Whinging Courier, Apr 2, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    We don't know. It's just an assumption.

    Who's next? My money is on Bob Geldof.
     
    Eiron, Apr 2, 2005
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    I would've said Bob Monkhouse but he's already dead.

    How about Paula Yates? Damn, she's dead, too[1]

    My best guess it will be a celebrity who's time has come early,
    something along the lines of Princess Di.

    [1] I was behind her in the queue in Westbourne Park Road post office a
    few years ago.
     
    Whinging Courier, Apr 2, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Tog for pope. <Makes sign of holy pushrods>
     
    Muck, Apr 2, 2005
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    Been busy with a lorry lessons and I've got a fluey thing that doesn't
    know if it's a fluey thing - Headache, sore throat and a woozy "the
    morning after" type feeling.

    I'll be off out to enjoy my bike and blow the cobwebs out just as soon
    as I've had a soak.
    Well yeah but a Polish made thing with Italian badges?

    <shudder>
     
    Whinging Courier, Apr 2, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    No, I meant the next pope, not the next famous dead person.
    Bill Gates is probably considering buying up the Catholic church
    so he's a possibility.
     
    Eiron, Apr 2, 2005
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    They're using cheap ex--Soviet PR people?
     
    Pip Luscher, Apr 2, 2005
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    Cab Guest

    Fiat 650 anyone? (In Poland, anyway)
     
    Cab, Apr 2, 2005
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    Tom Guest

    Tom, Apr 2, 2005
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    Cab Guest

    I was wondering why I haven't seen her on the box recently.
     
    Cab, Apr 2, 2005
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    Probably.
     
    Whinging Courier, Apr 2, 2005
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    Dan L Guest

    Whinging Courier wrote:
    Polski Fiat (AKA F.S.O)

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    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
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    Dan L, Apr 2, 2005
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    Cab Guest

    I suppose that's a *Ginge*?
     
    Cab, Apr 2, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Dan L says...
    Fucking Silly Object.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 2, 2005
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    gomez Guest

    So who had today at 8:37pm BST?
     
    gomez, Apr 2, 2005
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    raden Guest

    I thought it was usually three days ...
    I heard from somewhere (News24, I think) that they put a hammer through
    his skull after he's pronounced dead - little chance of a comeback then
     
    raden, Apr 2, 2005
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    raden Guest

    East European import then
     
    raden, Apr 2, 2005
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