Why do they always say that ?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by David Thomas, Dec 4, 2003.

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  1. David Thomas

    Nigel Jewell Guest

    And there is always:

    "What type of bike do you have?"

    You reply ... and then follows:

    "Oh, okay, I don't know anything about bikes"

    SO WHY DID YOU ASK!?!
     
    Nigel Jewell, Dec 5, 2003
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  2. David Thomas

    Champ Guest

    heh, yeah, I get that too. More amusing is when they ask that
    question and you reply "Well, I've got three, actually"
     
    Champ, Dec 5, 2003
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  3. David Thomas

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Or "four".

    And then they say: "why do you need more than one?" mostly followed by
    the attempted humour of "you can only ride one at a time, you know" - as
    if that thought hadn't crossed one's mind.
     
    Ben Blaney, Dec 5, 2003
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  4. David Thomas

    Ben Guest

    And normally from a person who owns more than one car.
     
    Ben, Dec 5, 2003
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  5. David Thomas

    platypus Guest

    Anoraks work by learning everything there is to know about the most obscure,
    tedious subjects, and then regurgitating the fruits of their scholarship at
    interminable length on social occasions.

    Me, I just say "I'm drier than I would be if I'd walked from the bus stop."
     
    platypus, Dec 5, 2003
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  6. David Thomas

    deadmail Guest

    Not "I'm drier than a Nun"?

    Or maybe.. "I'm drier than a Nun's priest hole"

    Hmm... that doesn't work. Wait a mo.

    "I'm drier than a choirboy's priest hole"

    That's more like it but, well the imagery doesn't work as well.
     
    deadmail, Dec 5, 2003
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