whoops!

The side on picture of the geezer just made me giggle. It looks like
he's giving someone in the truck a blowjob.

 

I do wish they'd stop referring to him as a 'cyclist' in the text - it sort
of took the gravity out of the situation for me a little.

 

Hah. When I first sort of skimed through the text I thought: 'couldn't
possibly be a cyclist doing over 100mph, could it? D'oh!'

 

**** had the back protector on, but failed to back into the truck.

His chav-a-like baseball cap survived without a scratch though.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

He's quite litigious as well you know.

 

His surname is Winkle. Known for his party trick of tearing holes in vans
with his head, hence his nickname, Rip van Winkle. Unfortunately, in this
case he mistook the articulated lorry for a van. Nevertheless, it is
possible that he is not dead but only in a coma - he might wake up in 20
years time.

 

Result! And just in time for cloning his mangy DNA to be successful in
creating a new body for him - assuming the company running the
cryogenics lab doesn't run away with all the money and leave his head to
thaw out - he'd be Randy van Warmer then.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

Heh.

 

Yeah, but he'll have forgotten about it by this afternoon.

 

On Sat, 19 May 2007 18:26:45 +0100,

I can do Wednesday. 8pm?

 

It's a date. BTW The Wipers is under new management. Fancy meeting up
there at 21:00?

 

Beers on Wednesday, btw? You too, BGN, if you're reading this?

 

Yeah, OK. BGN, take note. Timo?