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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by DR, Apr 15, 2006.

  1. DR

    DR Guest

    Just watched a bloke do a very silly thing with an older model (but
    very clean and tidy looking, briefly) Fazer 600. He pulled out of a
    side road well ahead of me, from my right, intending to turn right,
    but overcooked it, ending up on the grass verge opposite. He then got
    back on to the tarmac, and damn near flipped the thing - seems he's a
    BAB, first time out in years and underestimated the power at hand; for
    reasons best known only to himself he'd pulled in the clutch then let
    it go. Oh dear. I helped him get the bike back up again, although
    despite having crash mushrooms on it there was serious damage to the
    bottom half of the generator cover.

    The people in the house/business immediately opposite the scene said
    they would keep the bike in their yard for him while he organised
    collection, I told him it shouldn't be ridden like that, even if it
    was possible.

    I felt sorry for him, he was mostly uninjured but his bike was
    buggered, and I think his wife was going to tear his bollocks off when
    he got home, where I took him once I was certain he was not in need of
    medical attention.
     
    DR, Apr 15, 2006
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  2. Used to be it was careless young cunts kept our premiums up, now it's
    clueless old cunts.
    --
    Dave
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    I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 15, 2006
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  3. DR

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Corrected that for you.
     
    Pip Luscher, Apr 15, 2006
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  4. DR

    Antonio Guest

    Is it just that the older ones are more up for having fun? And us young uns
    are boring, predictable and careful as **** ?
     
    Antonio, Apr 15, 2006
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    Probably skidded on a puke slick.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 16, 2006
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  6. DR

    DR Guest

    I'll have you know that for the last 3 or 4 years I've only thrown up
    at UKRM events.
     
    DR, Apr 16, 2006
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  7. *Waves*
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 16, 2006
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