Whoops

I've just got a bollocking from the owner of the pub I stay in when
I'm in Kendal. We were locked out because it was getting a bit late so
I persuaded one of our supervisors to climb in through the gents
toilets window, unfortunately he set the burglar alarm off and when
the landlord appeared on the scene he ignored the fact that it wasn't
actually me who broke and spent 10 minutes calling me a ****.

It probably wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't asked if he was
going to serve us with more beer...

 

1 But you are a ****.
2 He's just blowing off steam; nobody turns away regular paying customers.
If it had been Packer, of course...