Who'd have thought...

....that Bear and Des took the same size shoes.
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_/_____\_ ..61036../..13743.../..3157./.19406/.fecked.
|_\_____/_| IMC#4 TPPFATUICG#7 YTC#4 DIAABTCOD#9 PM#5
(>|_|_|<) BOTAFOT #70 two#11 Ignoramus #0001
|__|_|__| BOTAFOF #09 IbW#0 & KotIbW# OSOS#07
\ |^| / WG* BotTOS #6 GP#4 ANORAK#17 FTB#14
\|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
'^'

 

...that Bear and Des took the same size shoes.

Begs the question...........How did U find out?


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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BotaFOF #19
E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003
B.O.S.M 2003
FURSWB#1 KotL
YTC449
PM#7

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They do?

 

... and you never see them both in the same room at the same time ...

 

and that this is the second time round that Bear has stomped off the
group and his place as number 1 poster in as many threads as possible
has been taken by Des.

I find it all very disturbing.

 

Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

I can't help but feel the word "clown" is going to feature in one of
your posts in the near future... ;^)

 

Not me, guv'nor.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C/exTS185C
_/_____\_ ..61036../..13743.../..3157./.19406/.fecked.
|_\_____/_| IMC#4 TPPFATUICG#7 YTC#4 DIAABTCOD#9 PM#5
(>|_|_|<) BOTAFOT #70 two#11 Ignoramus #0001
|__|_|__| BOTAFOF #09 IbW#0 & KotIbW# OSOS#07
\ |^| / WG* BotTOS #6 GP#4 ANORAK#17 FTB#14
\|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
'^'

 

Not quite. Betwen 7th October and now, Des is...... 4th

mysql> SELECT
-> COUNT(t1.sender),
-> t2.name
-> FROM
-> ng_msghead as t1,
-> ng_names as t2
-> WHERE
-> t1.sender = t2.id
-> AND
-> t1.date between '2003-10-07' and '2003-10-31'
-> AND
-> t1.newsgroup = 1
-> GROUP BY
-> 2
-> ORDER BY
-> 1 DESC
-> LIMIT 20;
+------------------+---------------------+
| COUNT(t1.sender) | name |
+------------------+---------------------+
| 302 | darsy |
| 298 | steve auvache |
| 268 | Cane |
| 265 | Desmond Coughlan |
| 243 | Hog |
| 173 | Ginge |
| 148 | Ben Blaney |
| 141 | Lozzo |
| 137 | Pip |
| 129 | Champ |
| 129 | Ace |
| 123 | Cab |
| 119 | The Older Gentleman |
| 101 | Power Grainger |
| 96 | William Grainger |
| 93 | sweller |
| 87 | PeterT |
| 85 | Paul Corfield |
| 81 | Whinging Courier |
| 77 | SteveH |
+------------------+---------------------+
20 rows in set (0.27 sec)

 

wtf are they again?

 

Well, the left is a slingback 12 in canvas and rubber, the right a
delicate, peeptoe 10 in black patent with rhinestone accents, a very
sexy little ankle strap and steel midsole protection.

Does that help?

 

You are a strange and wonderful man.

Who apparently doesn't read his email... ;^)

 

You are free to express yourself in any way you see fit, of course.
But like that, in public ... ?

Ah. I see. I think my system crashed on receipt a little earlier - I
went to look at Outlook - clicked the icon in the toolbar and up came
a blank white window. With "Outlook" "Inbox" writ small upon it.

So I averted mine eyes and went to look at IE instead - there was a
click - and the lights went out. BSOD. Not Blue, however. XP don't
do blue. _Black_. A Black Screen Of Death. Lovely.

Anyway, it has now restarted and since I've filled for time a bit, I
can now read and reply ;-)

 

XP does do blue, very briefly, just before the BSOD.

 

You'd be scared if you saw something approaching with its plates
wrapped in hoofcovers like that, I can understand.

#Look out, there's a monster coming ...

 

I'm more worried that I'm in the top 20.

 

Yeahbut, if you look for the month of October...

mysql> select name, count(name) as numlist from statistics where
month = 10 group by name order by numlist desc limit 0,20;
+-----------------------+---------+
| name | numlist |
+-----------------------+---------+
| steve auvache | 467 |
| Desmond Coughlan | 434 |
| Cane | 411 |
| darsy | 400 |
| Bear | 372 |
| Hog | 372 |
| Ginge | 257 |
| Pip | 251 |
| Ben Blaney | 246 |
| Lozzo | 246 |
| The Older Gentleman | 219 |
| Power Grainger | 190 |
| Cab | 174 |
| Ace | 154 |
| Champ | 152 |
| | 144 |
| sweller | 141 |
| Platypus | 122 |
| Wik | 119 |
| Doesnotcompute | 118 |
+-----------------------+---------+
20 rows in set (5.95 sec)

Admittedly less than Bear, but that could only be a good thing.

 

So, in the top five, we have a French/English wannabe, an Irish/French
wannabe, an English/Irish wannabe, an Essex/Human wannabe, and a bloke
who's convinced that he's big furry animal. Hmmm.

It's like Care in the Community, really, for the terminally deluded.

Less than Bear *probably would have posted*, at a guess.

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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C/exTS185C
_/_____\_ ..61036../..13743.../..3157./.19406/.fecked.
|_\_____/_| IMC#4 TPPFATUICG#7 YTC#4 DIAABTCOD#9 PM#5
(>|_|_|<) BOTAFOT #70 two#11 Ignoramus #0001
|__|_|__| BOTAFOF #09 IbW#0 & KotIbW# OSOS#07
\ |^| / WG* BotTOS #6 GP#4 ANORAK#17 FTB#14
\|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
'^'

 

The one with the French name?

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C/exTS185C
_/_____\_ ..61036../..13743.../..3157./.19406/.fecked.
|_\_____/_| IMC#4 TPPFATUICG#7 YTC#4 DIAABTCOD#9 PM#5
(>|_|_|<) BOTAFOT #70 two#11 Ignoramus #0001
|__|_|__| BOTAFOF #09 IbW#0 & KotIbW# OSOS#07
\ |^| / WG* BotTOS #6 GP#4 ANORAK#17 FTB#14
\|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
'^'

 

You're a national treasure, sir. Don't forget that.