Who was banging on about cooking eggs?

http://www.boredcorner.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=846

Why not try the alternative method

 

Ginger bollocks? That'd be an "Evans" then.

Si

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot belched forth and
ejected the following:

It's been busted on "myths", already.

1,000 cellular phones didn't even do it.

Fucking fat lot of use *that'll* be!

If you /really/ want to scramble your eggs, use a microwave!

 

SSSSHHHHHH! Don't tell everyone

 

Nah. You need 'Engineers Hotdogs':
Get a large frankfurter (not the watery shite burgervan hotdog type, but the
Kraut ones from Lidl/Aldi's.
Stick a fork in each end.
Connect forks up to wires from arc welder.
Dial up current to about 40Amps or so to suit.
Done to a turn in about 15secs.
<yum>

JB

 

In Southern Germany I've seen workers on a building site get a bucket
half filled with water, chuck a tin of Frankfurters in it. Then get two
lengths of heavy wire strip 6 inches of one end of each and put them in
the bucket. The other end was connected to the sites main power board.
Took no time at all to cook.

 

<EEeeeeeeeeekkk!!>


JB

 

Because

a) that's old as ****

and

b) it doesn't work ?

next question ...

 

<Buzby Dusting Mode>

Dusts down and polishes the "Evans Award"

</bdm>

 

You don't get to keep it, you know; not here.

Si

 

Why not just chuck 'em in a kettle? It'd take the same amount of time to
cook them, or have they discovered a method of getting the temperature of
the water above 100c without pressuring the bucket?


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Cos they were on a building site and didn't have a kettle? Just a
guess like. Unlike British workmen, the krauts don't have to have a
brew up every half hour to survive.

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Mainly because they have a constant supply of liquid bread

 

No, they just have shit loads of unused electrical wiring they can strip to
dip the ends of in a bucket.


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