who was a naughty boy ??

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Johnnie5, Jul 10, 2004.

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    Johnnie5 Guest

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8107675670&rd=1

    Parents please let your children read this auction.



    It was a glory day when my son received his Play Station 2. This beloved
    machine was his prize possession. He played, if not for hours at a time.
    When he would not take care of anything else, but he took care of this
    little treasure of his. Ground him, take away phone privileges.....anything
    but this PS2.



    UP FOR AUCTION OR

    FOR SALE DUE TO PUNISHMENT



    PLAY STATION 2

    PS2

    USED

    PLAYS GREAT! ASK MY SON







    COMES WITH TWO CONTROLERS

    SOME TYPE OF MEMORY CARD

    NO GAMES

    NO RESERVE





    Here is the story: This weekend my 13 year old son decided to be
    destructive, deceptive and disobedient. I had a bugle I was selling on Ebay
    and while I was out he decided to "play" with it. Sunday morning when the
    auction was to end, He picked up the bugle and asked me if I knew it was
    broken. He handed me the bugle which he had "played" with and both solder
    joints were broken and since it was out of alignment the slide is now stiff.



    Lets back up one night. That was the tip of the iceberg. Saturday night I
    send my son & his friend to the skating rink like the rest of the parents. I
    was to pick him up from the skating rink after it ended. Well he went home,
    while I was not there with his friend and they invited someone I do not know
    to the house while WE were not there. I get home about 11:30 PM and find the
    house is wrecked. Beer was missing. Confronted son and friends about
    beer.Yes they had drank the beer. -$6.00 Strike one!



    Get up the next morning only the find the mysteriously broken bugle! -$51.00
    Strike Two!



    Here is the kicker......Husband finds the corkscrew in the floor and part of
    a cork in the floor. Ask son who is play his beloved Play Station 2 if he
    has any thing he would like to tell us?

    Son- "No"

    Dad- "Really?

    Son- "No"

    Dad- "what did you use this corkscrew for?"

    Son- "To open the beer."

    Dad- "What about this cork?"

    Son- "What cork?"

    Dad- "This cork."

    Son "Oh, THAT cork. I drank some wine too."

    Dad- "Well I hope you enjoyed that because it cost $120.00 a bottle!"



    LET THE YELLING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    That's right my 13 year old son drank a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne-
    1995. PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE WITH PART OF A CORK AND THE LITTLE METAL
    THING BACK ON TOP! -$120.00.



    THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE WAS A GIFT THAT WE HAVE BEEN SAVING FOR OVER A YEAR
    FOR THAT "SPECIAL" OCCASION.





    SO I AM MINUS ABOUT $177 FOR THIS WEEKEND LITTLE ANTICS. NOT TO MENTION THE
    AGGRAVATION OF THE ARUGING, LYING AND DECEPTION. I AM NOT GOING TO PUT UP
    WITH THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR FROM A CHILD. EVEN A 6'3" 13 YEAR OR ANY ONE WHO
    DISRESPECTS ME & MY STUFF.



    SO CHILDREN LISTEN UP DO NOT DISRESPECT YPUR PARENTS YOUR FRIENDS OR
    YOURSELF BECAUSE US PARENTS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND WE WILL FIND OUT ABOUT
    ANY AND ALL THINGS YOU TRY TO HIDE.



    I AM SELLING THOS PRIZE possession TO RECOOP WHAT I LOST.



    THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL PICTURE BUT I WILL ADD ONE OF THE ACTUAL SYSTEM WHEN
    I GET A CHANCE TO TAKE A PICTURE.



    HAPPY BIDDING!
     
    Johnnie5, Jul 10, 2004
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    sharkey Guest

    Little bastard stole your Caps Lock key!

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Jul 11, 2004
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    Teddie Guest


    that's one ANGRY mother ;)
     
    Teddie, Jul 11, 2004
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    Unclescum Guest

    I wonder if it works on wives....now lemme see how much for the television,
    but then again if she is watching the TV she is leaving me alone.
     
    Unclescum, Jul 11, 2004
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    conehead Guest

    conehead, Jul 11, 2004
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    BMWR1100Smee Guest

    The same angry mother who tried to sell an Xbox a few months back.
     
    BMWR1100Smee, Jul 11, 2004
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    smack Guest

    playing with fire scum.....it is HER remote....get it?
     
    smack, Jul 11, 2004
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    You and gNatalie both!
    She's REFUSING to allow me to put a towbar on the GS.
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Jul 11, 2004
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    BT Humble Guest

    Still enjoying the single life, eh Tim? ;-)


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Jul 12, 2004
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    ~
    You have the wisdom of a career public-servant, oh wise Tim.
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Jul 12, 2004
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    corks Guest

    HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
     
    corks, Jul 12, 2004
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