Who Moved My Cheese

It was given to trainee US Army officers a while back as part of their
training.

And look what happened there. Before you know it, you'll be stood on
your bosses neck taking pictures of his cock.

 

Oooh, *nice* cuss. <fx: doffs cap>

 

Ben Blaney secured a place in history by writing:

No. Seen loads, they're all tossers rehashing old ideas. The older you
are, the more crystal clear your vision on this. Find out who had the old
idea and read the original, it's almost certainly better - nothing benefits
from being rewritten with modern buzzwords.

 

Machiavelli? Sun Tzu? Moses? Any other recommendations?

 

Check out Sun Tzu at www.sonshi.com

 

struggled to ejaculate:

Check out the uk.r.m. FAQ at http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html

Especially Section 10.3 which refers to posting at the bottom, O Wise
One.

 

I ended up with one of these when I was doing a 3-for-2 in waterstones.
It's some book on motivation - I thought I'd get it as at the time I
couldn't be arsed trapsing around the store finding a good book to make
up the three.

You guessed it, I've still not got round to reading it some years
later. It didn't start off well, and there's the micro-humour of not
being motivated enough to read a book on improving your motivation that
tickles me.