Who live near N1?

But it's Islington Parking Services!

 

Doesn't have the same satisfaction.

Genuine mistakes by honest fuckwits usually aren't accompanied by
threats of legal action guaranteed to spoil your day.

These cunts have too much power and the willingness to abuse it, imo.

 

It was probably either a work experience kid or an illegal immigrant
who did the paperwork so just get over it. Nobody died ffs.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

The first time I ever got properly pissed was on Special Brew after
school with a mate of mine from Cuckfield in my local park.

When I got home I felt a little bit worse for ware but thought that if I
ever got pissed at a party and managed to shag a girl (I was still a
virgin at this time), I'd want to know what it felt like so I got in the
bathroom and started to plug my plunger.

That was my first experience of brewer's droop, too. I felt really ill
and thought I was going to be sick.

I went for a lay down.

 

Wise words. And very true. Do as you would be done by, etc....

 

It's all part of the human condition.

I think I need a cuddle, I'm feeling very delicate today. I was up
all night spewing random vomit into the loo and the same for this
morning. I spent the rest of today feeling really, really shit and
hot and falling asleep in bed watching daytime TV while hearing and
imagining things.

I kept hearing someone crunching and chewing and swallowing in the
room but there was no one there, I kept hearing someone scratching and
banging on the door but there was no one there and I even went outside
for a fag, had one puff and the next time I looked at it there was
nothing left apart from the filter. Needless to say I didn't bother
going to work or going out for a ride on the bike while feeling
utterly shit, hearing things and having ten minutes lapses of memory.

To compliment my tormented and tortured daytime TV induced sleep that
fucking JCB song kept going through my head again and again.

What have I done to deserve this kind of punishment?

 

Great. Hitler invaded Poland so I should do the same.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

I thought you already had?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

It's still in the planning stage. As soon as I'm sure the frogs will
surrender within weeks of me invading them then phase 1 begins.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Good point. We'll test their defences in May.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000