Who hates bear?

Uh huh right, yeah, sure.

 

Surely this is a troll.

Haven't noticed a divide myself but I've got on average about 6000
unread messages at a time and sometimes I mark them all read and may
have missed something.

Anyway, that description could apply to anyone on here.

 

Evem if he was I don't think you'd be his type, love.

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Quantity of puke left at start of run.

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#Dum da-di- daaaaaaaaahm dum-dum

"Good evening & welcome to Mastermind, I'm Tognus Tognusson. Your name?"
"Krusty"

"Your occupation?"
"Financial software consultant."

"Your specialised subjects?"
"Trail riding & trail/enduro bikes, MV Agustas, T4 Triumph Tigers &
Vincents."

 

I rate both you and Bear as "small dots on the horizon".

Possibly I could work out which of you was the quicker, but only at the risk
of ending up having a sky-gazing session in the arms of a prickly bush.

While I appreciate that the group "riders who are faster than me" is far
from a select one you are both firmly members of it.

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Wank

 

No ta, I had a shag earlier. Jolly kind of you to offer though.

 

Absolutely, yeah.

 

Sometime around Thu, 05 May 2005 22:21:16 +0000, Krusty babbled on about:

Mine would have to be IT Security and technophobia.

 

I'd like to learn what the little pedal by my right foot does.

I never, ever use the back brake - I don't drag it on slow corners, I don't
use it in the wet, I don't use it when I'm trying to stop quickly and I
don't use it on the track.

If it wasn't for holding the bike stationary on hills I could do away with
the thing all together, but stuff that I've read leads me to believe that it
might actually have a function.

I know that Des couldn't live without his back brake, but it must have its
plus side as well.

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Ah so you're a gay wank. If a bloke offered me a wank, I'd punch him.

Wanker

 

Oh dear, I *new* you guys were at it.

Time for me to go now

Bye

 

heh, what a funny little man you are.

Aye, we all do it - even the ones who are too insecure with their own
sexuality to admit it.

 

I wouldn't waste too much time worrying about the back brake - it gives so
little braking effect compared to the front anyway.
I think the finesse required to use it effectively at higher speeds is
rarely found outside the racing circle, plod & ex-plod.
For us mere mortals, the attention-span would be better spent on other
aspects of our riding - i.e. better use of gears, better anticipation of the
need to reduce speed, better lines & road positioning etc.

For me it's an aid to slow-speed stability and manouvering.
Oh, and for doing gigantic noisy skids when coming to a halt.

LOL

 

Comfort braking. I know I'm doing it, & I know I'm not using it to
reduce speed - it just feel so /comfortable/.

 

Woah! It's dyslexic-dave again! Is he your invisible friend?

No way! Go on, ask your mum if she'll let you stay up a bit longer. Pretend
you're doing your spelling homework!

 

Someone's never ridden a Wing. Biggest caliper, acting on the biggest
disc, is at the back. If you want to stop, boot it.
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I use it a lot on the Tiger as it really makes a difference, especially
for squatting the back down to reduce fork dive. However I never use it
on the MV, & even rode around without it for 7 months[1] while waiting
for a new rear master cylinder to come through.

[1] The bad old days when MV were on the brink.

 

Ok smart arse.

*knew*

****. What is this? Spellers corner or summat?