Who has the coolest job?

Techincally you's should, I suppose, be "jy's" but it wouldn't be
appropriate.

FTM, "a" should be "'n" too.

 

Several, and I've received quite a few volunteers from the massed ranks of
UKRM. I've been so bloody busy though I haven't had a chance to follow it
up yet.

This will be sorted shortly.

 

darsy says...

You're hardly one to be berating anyone for their looks.

 

why's that, then?

 

Because people still think you're round and orange.

The fact you're not is irrelevant.

 

dwb scribbled:

Ok, the former by a diet, easy. But not orange? Been talking to MJ
about skin bleaching?

 

He's been squeezed by Pip.

 

Do you really think that people who are orange are always like that?

Hint : fake/real tan.

 

FTR, I've never used fake tan in my life...

 

<chuckle>

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That's better
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Bollox!! Add a "the" before "pips", please!

Faaark!
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Nah, that would make him Gladys Knight.

 

He's more like a startled marmoset

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Right, really nice seeing your personal problems splashed all over here
to be judged by some smug bastard who not only knows nothing about what
has gone on and has it from one side but is also not exactly in the
best position to talk about me personally.

Since we have bits of the story here it is

Moved 400 miles to be with the man i love, had a hard time adjusting to
be away from the family, moved job to be nearer his job, got a shit job
and watched self esteem ebb away slowly and got moaned at to get
another job, ended up cracking up cos of said job and sod all support
when things caught up with me, no counselling just take these and shut
up pills, get dumped when i really didnt need it and now i feel
absolutely shite. I am NOT a man beater, just grabbed him when he
wouldnt listen - not the best strategy but when you have given up a lot
to be with someone and they slap it all back in your face its a bit
hard not to get frustrated.

I know UKRM isnt the best place to frequent but I really think some
people should use their allegedly intellect before posting things about
situations and people they know nothing of.

 

<paging Ginge>

Ginge - now might be a good time to ask her if there are any naked
pictures of her on the internet.

 

Here, take these pills and shut up.
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emmar says...

Look, it's not like no-one's ever wanted to give Ogden a good slapping.
You should have done so. I think there's a few here who'd want to shake
you by the hand for it too.

 

Woah there, little-britches.

And if that's your version of the story, you stick to it. Just leave
me alone.

"Grabbed him" indeed.

Goodbye.

 

I think not, I only do so when it's funny.