Who has the coolest job?

ogden says...

FFS, that's every woman I've ever known that you've described there, my
sisters and mother included. They're all like that, sir.

If you want one that doesn't go apeshit-spacker at the drop of a hat,
then you've got a fucking long wait.

 

You win. Does your office need another one of you?

 

ogden scribbled:

Shame.

 

What did he say to you?

FWIW, and this is mildly tongue in cheek, but I find the idea of you dumping
someone somewhat unlikely - I would expect the other way round

And yes, Mr Pot is indeed calling Mr Kettle a dark colour.

 

Juslike china, you's a bit mal in die kop hey.

 

Well I've just been offered a job in the Antarctic. Not so much cool as
fucking freezing.

 

we warned you about being involved with a 2nd-hand porridge-wog, but
would you listen....?

 

I vote for me, 'cos I get completely worthless presents every so often.
The latest is a photo frame with the company logo and a campfire
blanket with the company logo on it.

 

*Snort*
I love inhaling coffee

'Hog

 

I got a note today saying for any expense claims that exceed the
published allowances the overspend must be funded by the employee,
without exception.

Blankets indeed.

 

She's got nice tits, though.

 

On the downside, though, you are French and live and work in France.
And your voice is too deep in relation to the size of your ears.

So you can't be "cool" in any way, shape or form. Get used to it.

 

I honestly can't remember what she looks like, other than she was a bit
fat.

 

Ah, but compared to the rest of the French, I am cool. I've got the
shades to prove it.

The voice is a bit of a bummer though. I can never become a rock star.

 

I've just choked on taking some headache powder. Seriously.

 

Who passed her down then?

'Hog

 

That didn't stop Johnny Hallyday.

 

Mmm. I'm getting... Jarjar Binks - and pencil shavings...

 

well if the price to pay for having the coolest job is looking like
you, I'm happy not to be in the running.

 

He said not to bother with the law, and to get a gang of mates
together and hunt her down, because all they (the police) would do
is stand around eating doughnuts.

Or was that Beav, I forget.