Who has the coolest job?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Jun 10, 2005.

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    Salad Dodger Guest

    I dunno, but it sure as **** isn't me.
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    Salad Dodger, Jun 10, 2005
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  2. I just knew you'd pop up in response to Bee's comment. I have to say
    your reply was an absolute classic. Made me smile.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jun 10, 2005
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    porl Guest

    Wrong. It's me.
     
    porl, Jun 10, 2005
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    Yes yes yes. But when do we get to thow one (or preferably both of you)
    out of the balloon?

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    Alex Ferrier, Jun 10, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    porl says...
    It'd be a close run thing.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 10, 2005
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    Foto man Guest


    I take photos of beautiful women who usually are not wearing much and
    often they are on motorbikes so I can talk bollox with the bike owners
    as well.
     
    Foto man, Jun 10, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Paul Corfield says...
    <takes a bow>

    My pleasure.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 10, 2005
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    SteveH Guest

    Hmmm, don't know how you're making money out of that, you seem to have
    the photography skills of a baboon.
     
    SteveH, Jun 10, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    I vote me, because erm, because the propaganda is now so ridiculous it's
    funny, and I get to read it every day...
     
    Ginge, Jun 10, 2005
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  10. Computers.
     
    eric the brave, Jun 11, 2005
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  11. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    prawn says...
    Doiung what? Justify it, man.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 11, 2005
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  12. Lozzo

    porl Guest

    Not it's not. [1] I can work on almost any continent I want [2] occasionally
    meet famous film stars and directors when I'm [3] not making monsters and
    spaceships, [4] get payed shitloads, [5] take as much unpaid holiday as I
    like (beaing in mind #4) and get freebies like ipods and stuff.

    You're a travelling salesman who gets to pretend you like other salesmen and
    spanner monkeys so they'll buy stuff.
     
    porl, Jun 11, 2005
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  13. ^^ corrected.

    But I'm inclined to agree - a few years back when I was very much into
    the bodyart thing, I did train up to inflict such things on others. I
    helped out at a studio for a while, and have to say, that if I'd ever
    moved to doing 6 days a week, a passion would have certainly turned into
    a chore.

    Don't get me wrong, lots of good points and perks, but, ultimately,
    repetititititive.

    Oh and my job, whilst fairly cool for me, certainly wouldn't rank around
    here.
     
    Doesnotcompute, Jun 11, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    porl says...
    I don't get to pretend anything, I genuinely like 99% of the people I
    deal with. I have to admit you have a cool job though, if you like
    animated monsters and iPods.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 11, 2005
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    Gav Guest

    I thougth she'd got rid of John Leslie
     
    Gav, Jun 11, 2005
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    Gav Guest

    I don't know much about taking pics but them crap lookin background
    ad-ons need ditching
     
    Gav, Jun 11, 2005
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    Tony Wright Guest

    Derek and Clive. Joan Crawfords ****?
     
    Tony Wright, Jun 11, 2005
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  18. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    My job's cooler than your job. I get to jump in the back of a lorry
    where it's anything up to minus 30 degrees.

    That's not cool, it's fucking freezing.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jun 11, 2005
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    muddycat Guest

    Yep, prolly. Mine's okay, I get to make sparks and charge people 65USD
    an hour for doing it.
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    muddycat, Jun 11, 2005
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    Dan White Guest

    I get paid to drink beer, which occasionally requires that I get flown to
    other countries to get paid to drink beer there.

    I call that a result :)
     
    Dan White, Jun 11, 2005
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