Who has the coolest job?

Lozzo · Jun 10, 2005

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.

SteveH · Jun 10, 2005

Lozzo said:

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
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Much as it pains me to say this. I think I'd have to agree that you do
have quite a cool job.

RobbieWirral · Jun 10, 2005

Lozzo said:

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
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The dude wot trims Abi Timuss' fanny. Only works one day a month, but man,
what a view!

petrolcan · Jun 10, 2005

Lozzo said:

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I
was long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has
lots of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
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Pah, I get my windows cleaned for free.

Beelzebub · Jun 10, 2005

Lozzo said:

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
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I vote me, because I work in the most fabulous surroundings with a
fascinating job in which I get to blow stuff up. There's nothing quite like
the feeling of the shock wave from a detonation passing through your body.

SteveH · Jun 10, 2005

RobbieWirral said:

Lozzo said:

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
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The dude wot trims Abi Timuss' fanny. Only works one day a month, but man,
what a view!
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She has one of the ugliest cunts known to man.

eric the brave · Jun 10, 2005

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
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I'm not too sure if mixing work and hubbies takes the pleasure thing out
of the hobby. If you see what I mean.

Lozzo · Jun 10, 2005

Beelzebub says...

Lozzo said:

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
Click to expand...

I vote me, because I work in the most fabulous surroundings with a
fascinating job in which I get to blow stuff up. There's nothing quite like
the feeling of the shock wave from a detonation passing through your body.
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You wouldn't believe just how many replies I've thought of and not
typed

Lozzo · Jun 10, 2005

eric the brave says...

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
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I'm not too sure if mixing work and hubbies takes the pleasure thing out
of the hobby. If you see what I mean.
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I've been in this trade long enough on and off, and it hasn't yet.

MrMoosehead · Jun 10, 2005

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.
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I get paid by the hour to make computers go *ping*.

S'alright by me. Not necessarily cool though .

Mind you, the pub lunches are good.

Lozzo · Jun 10, 2005

Bear says...

Only someone who'd slept with Lozzo could say this and be believed.
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One of my discarded replies was along these lines.

Lozzo · Jun 10, 2005

Bear says...

I thought it might be, but I think my context was slightly more
insulting than yours would be (to you at least) ...

... I was thinking along the lines of "she's used to Lozzo, so bound to
be hyper-sensitive to any tremor or other small movement".

That sort of thing
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I'm gonna stop right here, while I still have legs.

platypus · Jun 10, 2005

Rope said:

RobbieWirral spoke:

Abi Titmuss' fanny looks like a ripped welly! - echo echo echo echo
echo
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"cavern ****"

sweller · Jun 10, 2005

Lozzo said:

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.
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I get to drive trains, call people Comrade and be very, very nasty to
both middle managers and directors..

...and drink lots of beer and eat loads of sandwiches.

Lozzo · Jun 10, 2005

sweller says...

Lozzo said:

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.
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I get to drive trains, call people Comrade and be very, very nasty to
both middle managers and directors..

..and drink lots of beer and eat loads of sandwiches.
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I don't like trains cos they smell of wee, I don't drink beer and my
politics are slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun's. I'm also a
friendly bloke who gets on well with the bosses without having to
resort to sycophancy.

My job's cooler because I'm not in danger of becoming a fat alchoholic
commie with a bad attitude.

muddycat · Jun 10, 2005

Beelzebub said:

Lozzo said:

Following on a little from LN's post about the cheeky Post Office
minnion.

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if I was
long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it. It has lots
of bike related fringe benefits too.

[1] Or take my bike when the weather's nice, like I did today.
[2] Visit motorbike shops and talk bollocks.
Click to expand...

I vote me, because I work in the most fabulous surroundings with a
fascinating job in which I get to blow stuff up. There's nothing quite like
the feeling of the shock wave from a detonation passing through your body.
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Cod I miss that.

sweller · Jun 10, 2005

Lozzo said:

My job's cooler because I'm not in danger of becoming a fat alchoholic
commie with a bad attitude.
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I'm not fat.

Lozzo · Jun 10, 2005

sweller says...

I'm not fat.
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Keep drinking lots of beer and eating sarnies and you will be.

Jason Hagerty · Jun 10, 2005

Lozzo said:

sweller says...

Lozzo said:

I vote me, because I drive[1] round all day doing what I'd do if
I was long term unemployed[2] and get paid a good wedge for it.
It has lots of bike related fringe benefits too.
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I get to drive trains, call people Comrade and be very, very nasty
to both middle managers and directors..

..and drink lots of beer and eat loads of sandwiches.
Click to expand...

I don't like trains cos they smell of wee, I don't drink beer and my
politics are slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun's. I'm also a
friendly bloke who gets on well with the bosses without having to
resort to sycophancy.

My job's cooler because I'm not in danger of becoming a fat
alchoholic commie with a bad attitude.
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What? There is an alternative?

Salad Dodger · Jun 10, 2005

I'm not too sure if mixing work and hubbies takes the pleasure thing out ^^^^^^^
of the hobby. If you see what I mean.
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