While you were at the EOSM

<balances it on head>

What else am I supposed to do with it?

 

Grip it between....
No perhaps not.

 

Well, I've just had a look for some beermat related pr0n,
and can't find any. So there is a clearly a niche in the
market...


What have you done?

 

You do tricks on demand? Cool...

<shakes head>
It was for under your monitor, you daft sod. Th'orizon is on't piss.

 

Anyone got a laminator?

Had the toe I squished back in July looked at because himself was
muttering. Depending on what the Xray says I *may* have to have the
additional bone growth from the *possible* crack filed off. Or have a
steroid injection in it. It's my gear changing toe so neither of these
options appeals. I still favour the leave it alone and the swelling,
bruising under the nail and strange sensations will go away eventually
option.

 

No, no, for a small fee...

I've always wondered if I could do that. Well, not always, on
occasion, in those odd moments.

<shrinks various windows and looks>

Oh I wish you hadn't told me, now it looks all lop sided.

 

Oh. I thought it was some reference to a beermat being a "desktop pic"

 

Very good for the pelvic floor muscles, I'm informed. Will come in
handy in those twilight years, when all around are losing theirs.

I was going to straighten it up, but the image has so much JPEG
compression on it that it's not really worth it. Get Prawn to post you
one when his Mrs. has doctored it nicely.

 

Was going to, anyway. Erm, give it a few days.

 

AOL

 

I'm not being critical, actually I am, don't you think it looks a bit
contrived?

 

Probably. Erm, I tend to do lowest common demoniator stuff as it shifts.

 

Contrived? Did Prawn put the groynes there and swish the water about
himself?

 

He does seem to be a bit of a Canute, now you mention it.

 

Hmmm. That has a familiar ring to it.