Where was the anticipation here?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Raymond Keattch, Mar 28, 2007.

  1. Raymond Keattch

    bill Guest

    Correct, you are not very bright, in fact you are exceptionally stupid.
    HTH.
     
    bill, Mar 30, 2007
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  2. Raymond Keattch

    Lozzo Guest

    Conor says...
    That's rich, a northern yorkie-bar muncher calling me, of all people,
    retarded.

    Conor, a little clue: Once you get north of Derby it's the frozen
    wastelands. No-one down this way knows nor cares what part you're from,
    you're all regarded as savages who can't talk properly.

    Btw, the "Say what I like..." line was trotted out many times to me when
    I worked in Doncaster, S.Yorks, and I heard it many more times in the
    Hull, E.Yorks area. It appeared be one of the few sentences Yorkshiremen
    could string together.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
    Suzuki Bandit 600S (Green with added shit bits)
    Yamaha SR250 Delusion (It's "Special")
    Homefucking is killing prostitution.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 30, 2007
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  3. Raymond Keattch

    Conor Guest

    Really? And what wonderful shithole do you come from?
    That's because they were taking the piss out of you but it obviously
    went over your head. And Hull has its own distinct dialect.
     
    Conor, Mar 30, 2007
  4. Raymond Keattch

    Conor Guest

    If that's so, how come so many of you are eager to move here?
     
    Conor, Mar 30, 2007
  5. Raymond Keattch

    Lozzo Guest

    Conor says...
    That's not the way I saw it. I hear far more savage's voices down here
    than I ever heard southerners up there.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
    Suzuki Bandit 600S (Green with added shit bits)
    Yamaha SR250 Delusion (It's "Special")
    Homefucking is killing prostitution.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 30, 2007
  6. Raymond Keattch

    Lozzo Guest

    Conor says...
    I'll give you another clue: Once you get south of Derby towns cease to
    be known as shitholes and truly do become wonderful.
    No really, Conor, these people believed what they said. I know full well
    what Hull people sound like, I was there often enough. Not everyone in
    Britain should be judged by your own low standards.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
    Suzuki Bandit 600S (Green with added shit bits)
    Yamaha SR250 Delusion (It's "Special")
    Homefucking is killing prostitution.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 30, 2007
  7. Raymond Keattch

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    That's hardly surprising considering you're talking about Yorkshire
    where the mere act of walking upright is a bit of an achievement.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 30, 2007
  8. Raymond Keattch

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    snip>
    Which blind spot was that? He'd sat in a position where anyone using
    their mirrors could have seen him and as soon as he had a clear view
    of the road ahead he went for the overtake. The bike was already
    commited before the car moved out to overtake and the rider was left
    with nowhere to escape to.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 30, 2007
  9. Raymond Keattch

    PC Paul Guest

    Yeah, you can drive over a dropped bike, you only feel a slight bump.
     
    PC Paul, Mar 30, 2007
  10. No it isn't. It's a troll, and a poor one at that. Kick it back into
    the shallow end of the gene pool whence it crawled, eh?[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, yerright....

    uk.rec.driving seems full of them, doesn't it?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 30, 2007
  11. Raymond Keattch

    DR Guest

    Not exactly making friends in your own camp there, Lozzo, you
    part-Cumbrian you.

    And it's "savages' voices". Grunt.
     
    DR, Mar 30, 2007
  12. Raymond Keattch

    Lozzo Guest

    DR says...
    Oi, stop jumping up and down on the fucking riverbank.

    To the denizens of ukrm: Please ignore my comments about
    northerners...unless your posting name is either Rope, Nige, Fr Jack or
    Monz, or you're a scouser or Manc, or if you piss me off in some other
    way. Porridgewogs are effectively foreigners, so in general aren't a
    part of this discussion anyway.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
    Suzuki Bandit 600S (Green with added shit bits)
    Yamaha SR250 Delusion (It's "Special")
    Homefucking is killing prostitution.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 30, 2007
  13. Raymond Keattch

    Conor Guest

    Which wonderful towns would these be? Surely you don't think Derby is
    some sort of shining beacon?

    BWAHAHAHA...
    No, they were taking the piss.
     
    Conor, Mar 30, 2007
  14. Raymond Keattch

    Conor Guest

    Leytonstone...Tottenham....Reading....Slough...
     
    Conor, Mar 30, 2007
  15. Raymond Keattch

    Simon Dean Guest

    One doesn't see the car directly in front of the red car too well. But
    the car driver should have been aware of the positioning of the bike
    with an acute awareness that he's obviously going to overtake.

    The biker should have slowed down though.

    Cya
    Simon
     
    Simon Dean, Mar 30, 2007
  16. Raymond Keattch

    Simon Dean Guest

    Never mind bikes, but cars as well! I only have a Nissan Primera, but
    compared to many of the other plebs out there, I have superior handling
    and control through corners... so I often get a better run out of
    corners...!
     
    Simon Dean, Mar 30, 2007
  17. Raymond Keattch

    Ferger Guest

    The Older Gentleman secured a place in history by writing:
    Now there's a truth, if ever there was one. Every name appearing in this
    thread that I don't recognise appears to be on the dim side of very poorly
    lit indeed. Not funny, not abusive, not trolling in an admirably baity
    kind of way....just dismally, humourlessly thick. A very poor show.

    <marks thread ignore>
     
    Ferger, Mar 30, 2007
  18. I imagine lots of people have had lots more experience than me - and many
    a lot less. My mileage is 1.5 million miles in 30 years. In that time I
    have one speeding conviction and one scrape with a car. The extra driving
    lessons and tests I have done were to gain experience and be safer. In
    fact, when observing with the IAM, I suggested to many people they ought
    to reconsider the course, as wanting the badge to proves ones "prowess" is
    the wrong reason to do it.

    If you are just going to mouth off to every post and have no input to my
    question about the video, why do you bother posting? Wouldn't it be better
    for you to just talk about piston sizes and 0-60mph times?
     
    Raymond Keattch, Mar 30, 2007
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  20. Raymond Keattch

    Snowleopard Guest

    On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:28:02 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
    Crike, I think I just had a snorgasm.
     
    Snowleopard, Mar 30, 2007
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