Where can I buy one of these?

The other day I was up the bowlo after work, and a mate was telling me
about a really nifty gadget on his car.

He said he's got a holographic emitter fitted to the rear of his car.
When a vehicle is following him at an unsafe distance, he activates
the emitter which projects a holographic image identical to the back
of his car to the following vehicle. He can then vary the distance at
which the following vehicle sees the image, so it makes it look as if
he's slowing down, so naturally the following vehicle slows down
accordingly. Then when he's say 500 meters in front, he once again
changes the distance of the projection but this time he make it appear
as if he's accelerates at an incredible rate.

Anyway, I went and asked about it at my local Supercheap Auto and
Repco shops, but they just stared at me blankly.

Any ideas where I can get one?

 

Local Star Trek Chapter?

justAL

 

I'm guessing the same shop that sells the rainbow paint and the left handed
spanners...

You can't just project a hologram into thin air, if you could we would not
be here at the moment humoring ourselves with this newsgroup...we'd all be
too busy watching porn in 3D projected straight into our homes ))

James

 

Yeah, up your fucking arse

Jeez, kids with nothing better to do....

 

Dont need illusions to confuse the drivers behind a 380...when the arse end
of the car falls off the apparent decreasing distance is very real.

James

 

He can get them from taking hallucinogenics,he should talk to a GP and
ask for a brosure on available types,other wise it is just a projected
3d image.
Tell the GP you are over stressed,really really over stressed,keep going
back to see him twice a day even three times or four times,eventually he
will prescribe a hallucinogene possibly are nasty strong one which is
harmfull when taken at the prescribed rate,he will normally issue blanks
up untill then.
Once he has taken them he will see the light,and just needs science to
prove that what he is seeing is factual or real but why bother,it was
more easy than building a massive hologram.

 

You can try the Fairy Dairy land where they also sell trees that grow money.

 

Noddy this technology is only available with Mitsi's, everyone knows that
you need a thin haze to project holograms onto and the Magna does this
perfectly with a thin haze of oil smoke.

 

Or it was a magna blowing out blue smoke.

Fraser

 

The same place you buy whatever you were drinking that arvo!

 

So he obviously drives either a Magna or a Camira.

Nev..

 

Actually no good for motorbikes as they put to much strain on the electrical
system. I have a rear camera installed and when they get right in the frame
a squirt of nice hot oil across the windscreen is enough to have then
shitting their pants. BUT remember to carry a couple of spare litres of oil
as its very enjoyable and easy to get carried away

 

Yeah, you'd think they would read stuff like this for entertainment
instead.
http://www.matthewhunt.com/****/reappropriation.html

" '****' insults men because it acts as a verbal castration, removing
their masculinity by denying them their penis, implying that having a
**** is inferior to having a cock:"

Al

 

Hook, line, sinker!
I'm a motorcyclist....<INSERT LONG WINDED & HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE RANT HERE>.

Blah, blah, blah....<INSERT PERSONAL INSULT HERE>
Winge, whine...<INSERT ENVIROMENTAL JUSTIFICATION HERE>

I hope I didn't forget anything.

justAL

 

When i brought the cupholder on my computer, i also saw that holographic
projector unit their, i thought it was just to keep your parking spot.

anyway back to setting up these cardboard police women.

 

They don't come in latex?

Theo

 

Made in Iraq?

Al

 

we import most people these days dont we, rather than making our own
according to the latest population count?

 

I think they sell them at Deep Space Nine. I feel really sorry for you
when you get an apprenticeship and have to get a left handed spanner or
long weight.

 

Speaking of which. How do you get the bubble into the level?

justAL