When pilots lose it...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Tosspot, Jan 30, 2008.

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    Tosspot Guest

    Tosspot, Jan 30, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    You'd have thought the "authorities" would've done what they do wiv dead
    bodies in hospital. Wait 'til the dead of night before moving 'em.

    A quick shot of Rohypnol(sp) would've been just the ticket.

    I wonder what would've been the outcome if a passenger had "lost it" like
    this bloke. He'd probably have been arrested and charged with some "offence"
    as soon as the wheels touched down.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Jan 30, 2008
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    Tosspot Guest

    That crossed my mind. A random rave and shouting about dog is a quick
    trip down the local tanty and off on a rendition to the Bay.

    Bit worrying though, what if he decided he wanted to be a bit closer to dog.
     
    Tosspot, Jan 31, 2008
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    Pull the stick back and gain some more height?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 31, 2008
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Throttles, man, throttles!
     
    Pip Luscher, Jan 31, 2008
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    Tosspot Guest

    <Zen moment> I'm at one with my throttles.

    Still fucking barking mad. I swear I could pilot the bird better than
    he could in that state.

    But I am cunted >:)
     
    Tosspot, Jan 31, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    I've done that. Got a bit splashy.
     
    platypus, Jan 31, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    Indeed. And TOG has pretensions to be an aeroplane anorak, when he's
    clearly never actually flown one.

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    Ace, Feb 1, 2008
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    I have, actually. Several times. :)
     
    The Older Gentleman, Feb 1, 2008
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    John B Guest

    Business or cattle class does not count.
     
    John B, Feb 1, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Well you'll know that the stick controls speed and the throttles control
    altitude. You were just being coy. I know :)


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 1, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    *ding*


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 1, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Push the stick forwards and go down under control, pull it back and go down
    out of control?


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 1, 2008
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    Heh. Oops.

    I haven't crashed one yet, but it can't be long.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Feb 1, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    No need to go down at all.
     
    platypus, Feb 2, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Y really *A* my first wife's lawyer....
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 2, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    And when you do, you won't give a **** about the "why" of it anyway.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 2, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Don't let my missus read that, it may give her ideas.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 2, 2008
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