Wheelying Bandits. Rule #1

Not necessarily. The Honda NC50 Express moped in my shed is guaranteed to
wheelie every time. Mind you, it has rearsets and no bodywork so you can
sit well back over the rear wheel.

 

Verdigris said...

Why, who do you want dragging into this mire then?

 

You are Steve Auvache's Evil Twin AICMFF wossnames.

 

Bugger.

 

But not one of the pink plastic ones, cos they split, then pinch shut
again.

Worse than collecting a cricket ball in the nadgers in the first
place, apparently.

 

How do you know this???

Is there something we should know? ;-P
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
B12S (The Red Mist), CB450DX (The Moped)
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
Red death, to set you free

 

It happened to a team-mate. The pain, judging by the noise, and the
expression on his face, was something else. He couldn't concentrate
enough to force the split apart, either, and there was a distinct
shortage of volunteers to help, too.

 

Lozzo scribbled:

Try ripping a petrol tank off with your nuts. (and thighs)

It hurts weeks later.

And they're still an odd shape years later.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, frag

Try dropping the front wheel of a Bantam into a farm track rut that
stops the bike dead.

Bantams have petrol tanks with raised seams that project about 1/4" out
from the tank. At exactly bollock spacing.

It hurt.

Lots.

Lots and lots.

Hopefully I'm sterile as a result.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<wince>
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
B12S (The Red Mist), CB450DX (The Moped)
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
Red death, to set you free

 

probably more so, in fact.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel? He'z just ziz guy, you know?

I always thought you were looked a bit like Aunt Sally...