Wheelying Bandits. Rule #1

If landing a hamfisted overcooked wheelie a bit too hard, do not sit too
close to the fuel tank.

I did stop at the roadside to throw up what seemed like a weeks shopping
and it is now doubtful that I will father any more children, for one
more very good reason. ****! it's still hurting half an hour later.

 

LOL. Absolutely superb!

There are actually people in the world who don't believe this happens.

It's also one of the funniest things you'll ever see.

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Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

I am (almost) surprised you didn't say "rub it better".

 

Veggie Dave said...

It wasn't very fucking funny at the time, I very nearly woofed my
cookies inside my helmet.

Wheelies have never been my thing, nor have stoppies. I should just
admit I am shit at both and concentrate on looking good in shop windows.

 

Rule 2:

Always wear a cricketer's box.

 

I never said who it was funny for. Trust me, when you watch someone do
it, it's hilarious.

Or you could learn to do them properly and give what's left of your
oblong jewels a break.

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Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

You've got a job as a mannequin?

 

Most Bandit riders are chicks so this problem doesn't exist for most ;-)

 

GWS
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..
..
..But I really *DO* wish I had a camera for that scene.

 

Damn, I'm wincing in sympathy.
And yeah, girls would still have a problem. Not so much, but that
doesn't mean it wont bruise a very delicate bit.

 

LOL

I seem to recall one of the first things they taught at wheelie school
was grip the tank with your knees from take off through to landing (if
you're gripping all the way through it's something less to think about
preparing to land).

I still can't fucking wheelie though.

 

FFS, leave the attributions in and learn to post properly...

 

said...

Hello Tori.

 

If you split it right down the middle "Lawrence of Labia" will be just how
you will look. May as well team up with Molly.

 

Champ said...

I just knew this would get a reaction.

 

Heya, made it. And, yeah, you were right.
Is this correct?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

No.

Read the FFAQ.

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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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said...

Hiya.

No, you need to read the FAQ to learn how to post in a readable manner.
The basics are, leave some relevant text in place so people reading what
you post know who and what you're replying to. you've done that bit but
there's more. It's advisable to remove everything below the previous
posters "-- ". In my case that's the bit that says

Lozzo
GSX-R1000KI
GSF600SW

Get the posting right and you'll find this a far better place than the
other one we know.

The part of the FAQ you need to read is here:

http://www.ukrm.net/faq/The_Newsgroup/Posting_Style.html

Enjoy, and see you soon

 

Champ said...

Only those worth knowing ;-)

 

rule#2 being to use a proper sized engine right?



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