What's that clicking noise?

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Ah right, fairy nuff. No, I've not jet washed it. In fact, it hasn't had
so much as a sponge near it for over a year.

 

Death watch beetle.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Martin amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

The sound of wind, rain and exhaust boom cancels out any click
recording.

Hmm. Largly holed exhaust pipes...

Of course not. I don't think think I've ever seen one, much less used
one.

Tell you what, make it fifteen then multiply that amount by one hundred
and you'll be almost there. I'm cutting me own throat but I won't see
you done either.

 

Dunno
--
Martin:
"For a minute there, you bored me to death."
VTR1000 Firestorm
TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com

 

Halfords sell em.

ROTFLMAO!


--
Martin:
"For a minute there, you bored me to death."
VTR1000 Firestorm
TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com