Whatever happened to the english language?

Absence of smilies threw me.
I can only aspire to your level of sarcasm. :O

Where _specifically_ is the pedantry in my post?

 

"Steve Parry" said to Donegal Paul who fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

Exactly, so, once more:
"where no _man_ has gone before" surely ?

 

I think you mean unswallowable.

 

<closes eyes, clicks heels three times>
There's no markup like HTML [1]
There's no markup like HTML [1]
There's no markup like HTML [1]
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[1] But only for making smilies bigger.

 

In[cr]edible ...

 

Ginge wrote

"That was funny Steve."

 

dixit Ginge:

"competence in the own modelization".

 

That's nearly as bad as my companies original name.

 

[vba code]

dim myint1, myint2

myint1 = val(textbox.value * 100)
myint2 = int(val(textbox.value * 100))

result = myint1 - myint2

When you run this and stick 36.75[1] in it, it gives you a result of ~1.
If you change int to cint then you get 9.0E-13. That was pretty
bizarre, as on the face of it, it made three computers look like they
can't add up.

[1] I think it's this number.

 

The Engrish language has been transferred to an Indian based call
centre.


HTH

--
Alan

http://www.ads-training.co.uk
"Kneesliders Sponsored by Cane"
GSX-R1000 , Triumph Thunderbird, ZXR750L2 Racer(gone), GS500,
GHPOTHUF#27
TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1. SbS#23.
DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
http://sportsbike.org (our own endurance team) http://Team-ukrm.com
"Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"

 

Brilliant.

Having been out of the big corporate scene for ruddy yonks, I have to
ask:

What does it mean?


--

Vince.

ZX9R, CBR250
Ex-SKoGA#3, YTC#13
BONY#47, SBS#22, BOTAFOF#26, BOTAFOT#102, MRO#23.
MIRTTH#19

"Vince: more repulsive than Ginge"

 

It's what UKRM's famous for.

--

Vince.

ZX9R, CBR250
Ex-SKoGA#3, YTC#13
BONY#47, SBS#22, BOTAFOF#26, BOTAFOT#102, MRO#23.
MIRTTH#19

"Vince: more repulsive than Ginge"

 

*Grin*

--

Vince.

ZX9R, CBR250
Ex-SKoGA#3, YTC#13
BONY#47, SBS#22, BOTAFOF#26, BOTAFOT#102, MRO#23.
MIRTTH#19

"Vince: more repulsive than Ginge"

 

"Skinless Sausages (remove skin before cooking)."

"Gorman's Indian Curry Paste - for that authentic Chinese taste."

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Ginge said....

"Sorry mate, the Bandit isn't here in Pentonville Road, it's in Ruislip
which will take the best part of 2 hours to reach at this time of day"

This after a 3 hour trek across London to get to Pentonville Road in the
first place

Cunts.

I will be naming and shaming on Saturday, after I've picked it up.

--
Lozzo
ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.

 

Excellent. An archery strike.

--
Platypus - Faster Than Champ
VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

steve auvache said....

Now we know you tell lies

--
Lozzo
ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.

 

There's a DVD of Pammy & Tommy Lee doing the rounds in the office.
Nobody wants it, and it refuses to disappear. We've been posting it off
anonymously to faraway outposts in the internal mail, but it keeps
coming back. Anybody want it?

--
Platypus - Faster Than Champ
VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

Lozzo wrote

Gospel mate, it is de truff.

Mind you the bird what said it is as soppy as **** so it is no
recommendation I do have to admit that.