What you want?

So come on den, what you bastards want?

We build finest motah cycle in world, you round-eye cunts not buy
dem[1].

What we miss? Hmm?

What one feature make you buy honoulable bike?

[1] So dat "TOG" **** leckon. We fink he off trorrey.

 

Orthopædic saddle.

Clarettted

 

Ok if we charge extla for dipfong? Dey not make dem no more.

Ah. We fink dat plobably de case.

 

Piss off de oil on de booty.

 

Ignore the dipthong, that isn't a requirement. What's needed is an erectile
spigot. With prostate cup.

Could you doubt it?

 

<aside to design dept.>

See? See wot I tell you 'bout fuckin' focus gloups?

Dere *always* one piss-head.

 

_Not_ piss on head! Plenty piss on de booty!

 

Hokay, we on it. Err... If you see honoulable meaning.

Dis spigot. Electlic, or hydlaulic? You mind if it need bleeding at
major service?

Cup. Dat need plumbing into honoulable carb-heater circuit? Only, we got
little yellow fingers burnt few times on this fucker.

 

Erm, probably easier to count the number of sober peeps around these parts
at this hour, than piss-heads

 

You sirry buggah.

Dat probry why you ride Honda.

 

Designer-San emerged from their own little world to say

Vale riding bitch

 

You basmati-botty bummer. Dat why you gallop on de Turnpike.

 

Blow-up doll OK? Only real fing propbry bit plicey for mass market.

We make it self-inflating if dat any use. Extra hole a factory option.

 

Oops. Me choose wrong alter-ego. Solly 'bout dat. All part of World
Domination Stlategy.

<fx: waves 1500cc 200BHP 125Kg road-going bike design>

Look into honoulable eyes, not round eyes, slitty eyes, look into my
eyes, and... You under.

Now: What you want?

 

Wise man once say: "Life too short to ploof-lead Usenet".

 

Who dis Tlansrator-San? Him Shrub-Shrub froggie?

 

Telescopic forks - none of that hub-centred cobblers.

Six cylinder engines, without a horrible great radiator obscuring the
view.

Solid crankpins.

Sturdy petrol tank mountings.

Not yellow.

Much cheapness.

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..78875.../...19731.../..31242.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

Designer-San wrote

Belt Drive?

 

Yeah, good idea. Dey *fuckers* to make.

Been done. We in need of *innovation*. So solly, marketing cunts say so.

Not ones wot get snappy? Probry good fing.

We do dem. We just weld **** out of original.

No. We tell you about shitty sihver paint already? It rook rike shit,
but you call it "titanium" stoopid round-eye bastards snap it up!

Prenty bargain?

 

George Dubya Bush emerged from their own little world to say

<fx engage translator>

No. Flesh & broody onry

<fx disengage translator>