What the hell dose he take me for?

I was at Wimpole street last night when this cheeky man told me he was
mugged by 3 black men(damb cheek) and said they penched him in the nose, dut
i didn't see any bruses on his face or blood on his hose. Then he went on
and told me he was a millioneer and he wanted me to withdraw £100 to pay for
a flight home, he was asking me where the B&B are, but he seem's to know
where all the cash points are....... Sorry guys if this is not making
sence, I just can stop larthing about, He also said he would give me £50,000
if i give him £100.

I really think I would have went to a cash point and give him the money.
These are getting real cheeky these days, he must have been high on drugs
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The people who I was delivering the package to must have thought i was mad
because i just couldnt keep a straight face.

 

robot?

 

Only in the sense of an automated wanking machine.

 

Sir. Tony wrote:

You were delivering your package over their side window in a car park.
As for the non-straight face, you should relax. Maybe you were just
trying too hard. Think of Margaret Thatcher in a position of power
and it will happen without any grimaces.

 

I was implying that's not the 'real' Sir.Tony