what should I buy

Yep! Wanna kiddy sit?

Most people with incontinence agree. New rotation this Monday.

Hammo

 

"Hammo" wrote

No thanks. I can go sit one of my grandchildren any time I feel the need.
And only one (of six) is younger than your offspring.

Theo

 

fuggoff, they're mine!

 

Clem is being polite? Has harsh week finished?

Johno

Beer mate?

 

funny ones aren't..... ;-)

betty

 

bikerbetty wrote:

It's not just you, Betty.

regards,
CrazyCam

 

I would've said I was feeling an eight-of-an-acre but that'd be too rood!

 

It's lost on ALL of us Betty!
Hammo posts are often best passed over 'cause they just make your head hurt
if you try to make sense of them!
He's much more fun to drink beer with though!

See; you're already putting waaay too much effort into this!

[Imagines Hammo rising to his full height, adopting a strong stance with
fists akimbo, drawing a deep breath and pushing out his chest and in the
deepest voice saying...]
BECAUSE I AM HAMMO!

 

You should get on La Vickers' mailing-list Theo.

Every six months-or-so you get another gorgeous series of piccies that
could almost convince you that childrens are, in fact, a good idea!
....... almost!

 

Lull 'em into a false sense of security Johnno!

 

4 roods in an acre,

so an eighth of an acre is a half a rood,

or two roods is half an acre.

Boxer

 

Dammit!
Even when I'm being smart I'm stupid!

 

Get rooded,Clem...

Postman Pat

 

It shoe late mate!

 

It's all _your_ fault because:

a) you got Katho up the duff, and she sent us lots of photos of young
Victoria, making us think that babies weren't so bad after all, and we
went and made one of our own, and now I'm exhausted _and_ renovating!

b) it's always your fault.

c) Pisshead, we'ren't you going to Wintersun anyway? You could always
stop off at Hamishes, that'll save us all time!

d) Figtree!

-----sharks

 

So you've finally finished the ramp?

I agree.

a) No, no. I think you got me drunk while I was sitting, soaking wet, around
the fire in Mulamein<sp> pub and convinced me that going to the Alpine next
year would be warmer. Then Hammo made me pike both several times.

b) He'll be asleep 'til Monday anyway!

 

......you mean there are funny ones?

Ahh, but all jokes must have someone to "be the butt".


Hammo (enough deep sea diving for me)

 

Umm, I think that's a compliment! Thanks Clemmo!

Hammo (is that post diving _into_ your pool, or the spa?).

 

I think I got hoodwinked by that logic too!

It must be time for a new set as well, and we must make sure Roy gets a copy
too.

I dropped her a line, but she musta been out golfing or something?

Hammo

 

Hey-ho,

You should be concerned about the ever expanding ethnic enclave,
.......and......, oh it is too funny, drop T-boner a line re: July's "early"
present!~

Hammo (liable again)