What retired people do?

WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?

Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went down town
and went into a shop. I was only in there for about
5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about
giving a senior citizen a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Hitler's henchman.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having worn tires.

So I called him a meathead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.

I had come downtown on my GW and the car that he was
putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Kerry in '04".

I try to have a little fun each day, now that I'm retired.

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No, this wasn't me and I'd never do such a thing.
However, it does remind me of someone I know, who would.

--
Sunny Williams
sunny will at tx vets period org
IRPK, ISRA #7123, Deerslayers
Director/Webmaster for
Texas Veterans Assoc., Chapter 3
http://www.txvets.org/
"... if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place
shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor
defeat."

~Teddy Roosevelt

 

Ah well, thanks, Jerry but I doubt I could pull something like that off with
a straight face. Besides, I live in too small a town. That might work in
Houston, or any other big city but not in a town where "everyone" knows what
you drive. I'd also be hard pressed to find a Kerry sticker, unless they
were from out of town... Way out of town.

--
Sunny Williams
sunny will at tx vets period org
IRPK, ISRA #7123, Deerslayers
Director/Webmaster for
Texas Veterans Assoc., Chapter 3
http://www.txvets.org/
"... if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place
shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor
defeat."

~Teddy Roosevelt

 

''No, this wasn't me and I'd never do such a thing. However, it does
remind me of someone I know, who would. SunnyGal.



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'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--