what kit to buy for a greenie biker bitch?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by sam, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. sam

    sam Guest

    I'm looking for a cordura jacket and trousers but have a limited budget
    (being a student) and don't know where to start...

    Can anyone help, please?

    Cheers,
    Sam
     
    sam, Oct 7, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    What's your budget?
     
    platypus, Oct 7, 2004
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    Gyp Guest

    Wrap her in reeds. Then take photos.
     
    Gyp, Oct 7, 2004
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  4. sam

    Lozzo Guest

    sam says...
    Try a bike shop.
     
    Lozzo, Oct 7, 2004
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  5. sam

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sam
    What sizes?
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    Nigel Eaton, Oct 7, 2004
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    SteveH Guest

    Obviously 'size 10' isn't sufficient, we need bust and hip size to make
    proper recommendations.
     
    SteveH, Oct 7, 2004
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  7. sam wrote
    Don't we all.

    We will start with making sure you show a little respect right. We
    *are* your betters and elders and don't you fucking forget it.
    No probs.

    Use somebody like Hein Gericke as your yardstick. Consumer gear, no
    particular fuss or frills, has a good reputation, may not be the
    cheapest on the planet.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 7, 2004
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  8. sam

    SteveH Guest

    And also _very_ odd female sizing.

    Katie spent over an hour trying to find ladies jeans that would fit her
    but couldn't find anything.
     
    SteveH, Oct 7, 2004
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  9. sam

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SteveH
    " ".
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 7, 2004
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  10. sam

    Pip Guest

    (SteveH) struggled to ejaculate:
    Cup size is always useful for gauging the requirement for armour
    fitting - waist size obviously to assess the need for braces.
     
    Pip, Oct 7, 2004
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  11. sam

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip
    Oh for Christ's sake you two. Whatever happened to subtlety?

    We'll call on Ginge to perform his party trick later.
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 7, 2004
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  12. sam

    SteveH Guest

    We could be waiting all week......

    So.

    Naked pics. will ensure we can make a full and proper assessment of the
    requirements.
     
    SteveH, Oct 7, 2004
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  13. sam

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SteveH
    No class. None at all. It won't work, you mark my words.

    <wanders off, shaking head at kids of today>
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 7, 2004
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  14. sam

    Christofire Guest

    What do you mean by greenie?

    As for the jacket and trousers Hein Gericke should have a shop near
    you. There's a store finder on www.heingericke.com
     
    Christofire, Oct 8, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    SteveH says...
    Without being rude about Katie's size[1], she has slightly shorter legs
    than you'd expect, given her hip size.

    [1] I think she has a nice figure.
     
    Lozzo, Oct 8, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    Laura had the same problem getting trousers to fit in HG. But she has that
    problem generally.
     
    platypus, Oct 8, 2004
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    muddycat Guest

    Never mind the reeds, post naked photos.
     
    muddycat, Oct 8, 2004
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  18. *nods*

    but then I'm very happy they do odd sizing. its the first time in a
    long time Ive been able to buy off the peg bike clothing and it fit.

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    Adrienne M Jenn, Oct 8, 2004
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    Steve Parry Guest

    In
    They ALL do that one Steve, it's 'cos they actually enjoy the process of
    clothes shopping, off concept I know but that's women for you.


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    Steve Parry, Oct 8, 2004
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  20. sam

    sam Guest

    I'm 5'7", go in and out in all the right places and have longish legs.
    Have borrowed boyf's cordura stuff so far while he wears his leathers
    (mmmm.....) but as he's 6' I look a bit daft. Not the 'biker bitch'
    image I'm looking for. Sigh.

    I'll certainly try out Hein Gericke, thanks for your advice.
     
    sam, Oct 8, 2004
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