what did you have for tea

Chris Griffiths says...

FFS get a wife.

 

Last time I tried that I broke a tooth on a bishop.

 

mups says...

Not a fucking hope

 

I parsed that line as something to do with whacking yourself in the face
when bashing bishop. :/

 

http://www.autofellatio-site.com/

 

Must.. Wash.. Eyes.. [1]

On a more serious note, that is a recurring theme in a series of nightmares
that I suffer with, in which a malevolent entity is forcing me to attempt to
swallow my own todger. This is alongside the more usual ones of suicide
trains, people decomposing before my eyes, falling from a high place and
feeling myself land and explode, the hi-fi in my bedroom turning into a
"Transformer. Robot in disguise" and shooting me, spotaneous combustion, and
Maggie Philbin and her people-printing-press. The last one takes a lot of
explaining, but I assure you it`s quite scary indeed.



[1] Only because I misjudged and aimed a few inches out..

 

That is /way/ cool. What sort of cheese are you on?

 

I was going to say "**** me", but you have enough mental image
problems already. I thought I had good nightmares, but you got me
beat.

Heh.

Right, where's the Guiness, the mature Cheddar and that Pernod ... ?

 

Ricard's miles better than Pernod. Pernod's too sugary.

 

Pip says...

More to the point where the fucks Maggie Philbin

 

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Heh.. you're sick, the lot of you.

<fx: points finger>

 

she was on Good Food Live the other week showing off her favourite
utensils for students. Oh that's not what you meant, is it?

 

Where "Meat" is refered to in a curry, my experience is it's usually
goat or mutton.

To Hindus the cow is holy, but they aren't the only indian religion.

 

Nope, television soaps are only there to make people with no hope feel
better about their lives IMHO.

 

1. Curry comes from many more places than India
2. Not all Indians are Hindus

hth.

 

Good grief.

I don't think I've ever been frightened by someone else's nightmare
before.

 

4. Edwina Curry is rancid.

 

5. John Curry is gay.

 

The takeaway is a Chinky. It looks like a bakery from the outside[1]


[1] What a paradox that place is...

 

To Hindus..

A goodly proportion of Indians are Moslem.. who quite hapily eat beef.
But pork curries will be on the rare side.

No.

Hint - Moghul Empire..

Phil