What can I say?

From the News and Star website, http://www.news-and-star.co.uk, a
regional newspaper serving Carlisle and North Cumbria:

FRI 3:57pm : MOTORWAY DRIVING CAN BE SO BORING...
THE DRIVER of a car "wavering" on the M6 motorway near Carlisle was
seen to be masturbating, a court heard.
Ravinder Lal, 34, of Mainscroft, Erskine, Renfrewshire, was fined £235
and given five penalty points by Eden magistrates after admitting
driving without due care and attention.

Comments?

 

Well I don't remember seeing "no masturbating" in the highway code, so I'm
gonna continue for now!

Gives a new meaning to: "I was just cumming up the road"

D

 

What, you want a mass debate on this?

When ah wake up,
Well ah know there's gonna be
There's gonna be a massive stiffy next to you.

When ah go out,
Yeah ah know am gonna be
Ahm gonna be the man who's stroking next to you.

If ah get drunk,
Well ah know ahm gonna be
Ahm gonna be all limp no matter what you do.

And if it havers
Well ah know am gonna be
Ahm gonna be the man who's haverin' on you.

An' Ah would wank 500 miles...

 

^^^^^^^^

Surely that should read "wankering ", just this once.

Erskine, eh? No surprise. Car must have been blagged too.

Dave.

 

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Mark http://tinyurl.com/7zwy
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BONY #63 "Leanis in extremis"

"Four wheels move the body - two wheels move the soul"
"Objects in Mirror appear to be losing"
Wanker.

 

Wanker.

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Mark http://tinyurl.com/7zwy
RVF400RR http://www.400greybike.co.uk

BONY #63 "Leanis in extremis"

"Four wheels move the body - two wheels move the soul"
"Objects in Mirror appear to be losing"

 

Get off at the next junction suddenly has a new meaning.

 

Thinks back, 4 points and £200 fine for careless.

NO comment.


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Kevin - Basildon
XV535
GPZ305 (her's)
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OSOS#29

 

K Olley

She couldn't speak for herself?

 

No, Just thinking that having a wank while behind the wheel is
concidered more dangerous than actually commiting an offence.

The penalty above is what was given to the cager who caused my
injuries.


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Kevin - Basildon
XV535
GPZ305 (her's)
BOTAFOT#67 BOTAFOF#23
OSOS#29

 

K Olley wrote

Catholic magistrate maybe. Penalised the bloke like a common criminal
for wasting sperm.

 

K Olley

true :-(